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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2006, 05:50:56 AM »
granted, but you have beached yourself.


i wish that PI had an unlimited supply of Dr. Pepper.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2006, 01:14:58 PM »
Quote from: BadgerTom on October 22, 2006, 11:45:17 PM
now i'm glad in some ways i'm up to answer this... Granted.... its just he cant hear you cos he's banned so (cos of bad planning) wont realise untill Omega has perverted his mind with yet more lies and deceit...

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i wish that PI had an unlimited supply of Dr. Pepper.

Granted, but BadgerTom's swimming in it.

I wish my computers would stay perfectly functional for the rest of my life.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2006, 02:31:50 PM »
Your wish is granted; you computer works for the next 60 seconds, then you die.

I wish I had one of those metabolisms where I could eat anything I wanted and still be thin.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2006, 02:44:12 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 23, 2006, 02:31:50 PM
I wish I had one of those metabolisms where I could eat anything I wanted and still be thin.
Granted, but now you suffer from bulimia. :o

I wish that I had some ice cream.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2006, 04:54:30 PM »
Granted, but you suddenly discover you're lactose intolerant and suffer horrible digestive pain.

I wish I had more free time.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2006, 05:58:47 PM »
granted, you were just convicted of murder (that you did not do) and get to spend the rest of your life in prison.


i wishit was now oct 23, 2007.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2006, 06:17:12 PM »
granted, but you just aged 10 years instead of 1.

i wish i was a famous singer.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2006, 08:43:49 PM »
Granted!!! You sing a duet with William Hung

I wish I had a 12 inch pianist and 1,000,000 ducks.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2007, 11:13:00 PM »
Why the hell did this game die?? It's more fun than the alphabet game!! Is it too mentaly taxing or something??
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2007, 02:52:57 AM »
Quote from: The One and Only Illustrious Scrapheap on October 23, 2006, 08:43:49 PM
Granted!!! You sing a duet with William Hung

I wish I had a 12 inch pianist and 1,000,000 ducks.

Granted. You get to feed the ducks.

I wish I could start all over again.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2007, 03:38:36 AM »
Granted, but you remember nothing of your past life and make the same mistakes all over again.

I wish it would stop raining.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2007, 08:44:57 AM »
IT stops raining but you are trapped on a raft on the floodwaters with John Prescott



I wish I had the man of my dreams...  :green:
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2007, 08:51:57 AM »
Granted, but the first time you kiss him he turns into a frog.    :eh:

I wish my daughter will grow up to be a happy and well-functioning independent adult.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2007, 09:26:51 AM »
Granted, but she'll also be one of the most boring people you know as a result.  (I hated corrupting that one.)

I wish I wasn't so fucking HUNGRY right now.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2007, 09:34:20 AM »
Your hunger vanishes but only as a result of a 20 foot worm filling your intestines  :green:


I wish I could have a nice, hot bath
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