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Corrupted Wish game.
« on: October 22, 2006, 05:51:11 PM »
OK, OK, I plagerized this from wp ( someone there plagerized it from somwhere else)

This game is simple. I start out by posting a wish. The next person grants that wish, but there's negative consequences. I'll start.

I wish Jana Cova would shag me stupid.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2006, 05:55:55 PM »
Granted, but halfway through you notice an adams apple.  :green:

I wish I had the ability to stop time.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2006, 08:32:29 PM »
OK, you have stopped time, but now your kids stay little forever.

I wish crowds did not bother me so much.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2006, 08:55:09 PM »
they dont, but now instead you bother them ;D


I wish i would never get busted by the pigs ;D i dont care what happens thats negative cos if this wish was granted  no one could harm me ;D
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2006, 08:59:17 PM »
the cops no longer bust you, now they adopt you into their rigid hellish homes, preventing you from ever getting laid again because no one is good enough for their little girls... err boys... err whatever.

I wish a black hole would open up next door, and time dialation would enable me to meet myself from the future if only for a split second, just enough to have someone who wont say "What?" to the statement, "Dude!  Time is totally dialating right now."
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2006, 09:03:37 PM »
done but you spend the rest of your life in a mental home cos even tho you only met yourself for only a brief second, your brain turned into a variant of celluar peptide stew and thus made you incapable of  thought, speech and the ability to get drunk...

I wish to be invisible to all forms of judicial impairment.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2006, 09:49:41 PM »
Granted!! But you quickly make powerfull enimies who relentlessly hunt you down and capture you. They burn you alive at the steak.

I wish I was the reigning Top Fule Funny Car World Champion.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2006, 10:27:11 PM »
Quote from: Scrapheap on October 22, 2006, 09:49:41 PM
Granted!! But you quickly make powerfull enimies who relentlessly hunt you down and capture you. They burn you alive at the steak.

I wish I was the reigning Top Fule Funny Car World Champion.
granted, but you must ride like miss daisy.




i wish that i was rid of my unhealthy vices.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2006, 11:30:38 PM »
granted but you lifelong companion is none other than...



I wish i was immortal.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2006, 11:32:58 PM »
Granted, but W is your mate, he is immortal too, and the two of you are inseparable.

 :evillaugh:
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2006, 11:33:42 PM »
W?

and where's your wish, you sure as hell aint perfect :P
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2006, 11:35:33 PM »
Quote from: BadgerTom on October 22, 2006, 11:33:42 PM
W?

and where's your wish, you sure as hell aint perfect :P

George W. Bush and I was laughing too hard at corrupting your wish to think of one of my own.

OK. I wish that my daughter has a happy life.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2006, 11:37:13 PM »
she does, and nothing stands in her way, except for that crawling bastard!

i wish i had a happy life ;D
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2006, 11:40:04 PM »
Quote from: BadgerTom on October 22, 2006, 11:37:13 PM
she does, and nothing stands in her way, except for that crawling bastard!

i wish i had a happy life ;D

 ???

You have a happy life, as the immortal conjoined twin of W.

 :evillaugh:

I forgot to wish again.  I wish that RobertN stop being being used as a pawn by his so-called friend and calm down.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2006, 11:45:17 PM »
now i'm glad in some ways i'm up to answer this... Granted.... its just he cant hear you cos he's banned so (cos of bad planning) wont realise untill Omega has perverted his mind with yet more lies and deceit...


I Wish i was a Dolphin
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