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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #165 on: May 20, 2007, 11:13:55 AM »
Granted!!! You're now hooked on Heroin.

I wish there was more than 24 hours in one day.

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #166 on: May 20, 2007, 07:45:30 PM »
Granted.  You are miraculously transported to Mercury, which has days that last almost six Earth months but unfortunately you burn up in the high temperatures.

I wish my broken sprinkler system was fixed.

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #167 on: May 20, 2007, 07:46:53 PM »
Granted, but then you want to have
children with it.

I wish I was going shopping.

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #168 on: May 20, 2007, 07:55:27 PM »

I wish I was going shopping.

*Then get off your computer and GO, already!*

Granted, but you spend too much money because you are hungry.

I wish my daughter would get out of the pool and come inside for her bath without an argument.


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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #169 on: May 20, 2007, 08:03:12 PM »

I wish I was going shopping.

*Then get off your computer and GO, already!*

Ok mommy.

Granted, but you spend too much money because you are hungry.

I wish my daughter would get out of the pool and come inside for her bath without an argument.



Why does she need a bath, if she's swimming?

Granted, but only because she's become a pod person,
and follows ALL directions without thinking.

I wish my body didn't hurt.

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #170 on: November 02, 2009, 04:30:02 PM »
Granted, your body vanished miraculously.

I wish the little dogs from next door would stop whining.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #171 on: November 02, 2009, 05:18:53 PM »
Granted but now you are a spree dog killer.

I wish could visit Japan and eat a whale steak.

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #172 on: November 02, 2009, 06:07:55 PM »
Granted! but the "whale steak" you eat is actually Capt. Paul Watson and is almost pure fat. You die of a heart attack a month later.

I wish one of those European Top Fuel teams would hire me so I can live in Europe.

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #173 on: November 03, 2009, 03:32:44 PM »
Granted! but the "whale steak" you eat is actually Capt. Paul Watson and is almost pure fat. You die of a heart attack a month later.

I wish one of those European Top Fuel teams would hire me so I can live in Europe.

Granted. You now live in a shed in northern Spain when not busy sweeping the floors of their five-star hotel rooms. Of course, it's a six-hour walk to work so you don't see much of the shed...

I wish somebody would pay me a million dollars to do nothing. ;D
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #174 on: November 03, 2009, 04:18:00 PM »


Granted! You are now a fat useless Congressman.


I wish I had a 12" penis.

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #175 on: November 03, 2009, 04:24:55 PM »
Granted, you will lose your testicles in the process.

I wish I had no headache coming up.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #176 on: November 05, 2009, 08:16:39 AM »
Granted; you're getting decapitated.

I wish I didn't have so much shit to do right now.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #177 on: November 05, 2009, 06:10:56 PM »
Granted, but then you're constipated.

I wish I was on a plane headed for Bora Bora.

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #178 on: November 05, 2009, 06:48:18 PM »
Granted, but you will be colourblind, and developing a sun allergy.

I wish I would not have to set the alarm this night.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #179 on: November 06, 2009, 01:39:37 PM »
You don't have to because you discover that you should have set it yesterday.

I wish I had more beer.
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