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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #135 on: February 04, 2007, 11:25:48 AM »
i wish lit would have bothered with a wish.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #136 on: February 04, 2007, 01:53:06 PM »
I want a brand new Mercedes, at least a CL or similar.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #137 on: February 04, 2007, 02:02:24 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on February 04, 2007, 01:53:06 PM
I want a brand new Mercedes, at least a CL or similar.

Granted, but everywhere you drive in it, your Mommy has to come with you and she spoils all your dates.

 :laugh:

I wish my goldfish tank would clean itself.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #138 on: February 04, 2007, 02:09:23 PM »
Granted, but the sulfuric acid kills all the fishes in it.  :evillaugh:

I wish to travel to the Moon.  8)
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #139 on: February 04, 2007, 02:23:02 PM »
Granted. you run into trouble when you're trying to lift off on your return. You're stuck, with a week's worth of oxygen left.

I wish this festival was over now.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #140 on: February 04, 2007, 02:49:45 PM »
It is, but you're forced to screen 'Look Who's Talking Now' for a whole week.  :evillaugh:

I wish I had a magic fridge which never ran out of tasty beers. :beergrin:
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #141 on: February 04, 2007, 03:37:51 PM »
Quote from: duncvis on February 04, 2007, 02:49:45 PM
It is, but you're forced to screen 'Look Who's Talking Now' for a whole week.  :evillaugh:

I wish I had a magic fridge which never ran out of tasty beers. :beergrin:

Granted!! But then I take it at the point of me Cutlass!!! Aaaaarg!!! :arrr: :arrr: :arrr:

I wish I had a safe haven to store all my booty.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #142 on: February 04, 2007, 03:50:24 PM »
Granted- you have been afforded very safe tighty-whities that keep your booty nice and secure.

I wish my hair was full, thick, fell to my waist and was all my natural color.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #143 on: February 04, 2007, 03:56:39 PM »
Granted!!! you're now cousin It!!  :laugh:

I wish I had the time to finish assembling my race car.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #144 on: February 04, 2007, 04:01:22 PM »
Granted, but you have no money, so you have to sell it so you can eat.

If I can't make an igloo in my backyard, I wish this snow would just melt.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #145 on: February 04, 2007, 04:05:15 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on February 04, 2007, 04:01:22 PM
Granted, but you have no money, so you have to sell it so you can eat.

If I can't make an igloo in my backyard, I wish this snow would just melt.

Granted!!! Now the skiers are REALLYpissed at you!! They burn down your house and run you out of town!!

I wish I had Jana Cova as my girlfriend.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #146 on: February 04, 2007, 04:26:43 PM »
Granted. She whines about herself all the time, spends all your money, hogs the bedclothes and is a lousy fuck.

I wish I had some beer right now.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #147 on: February 05, 2007, 04:20:29 AM »
Granted. But it's really bad American beer, not some ale or lager.

I wish I had an H-bomb.  8)
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #148 on: February 05, 2007, 04:31:17 AM »
Granted. It arrives from above rather quickly.  :darnit:

I wish my children would learn to take better care of their shit.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #149 on: February 05, 2007, 04:56:27 AM »
They do, but now they put it all in your CD-burner.  ;D

I wish me a bottle of ancient single malt whisky for 30000 SEK/$4000.
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