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Graelwyn

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #60 on: January 11, 2007, 07:12:22 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 11, 2007, 06:05:10 PM
Quote from: odeon on January 11, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
I wish Michael Jackson was in that Bellevue hospital in stead of John Lennon. P

John Lennon is inconsolable in his grief and kills himself.

I wish I hadn't gotten ill 3 years ago.


You didn't get ill, you died instead  :P


I wish the traffic outside my window would shut up
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #61 on: January 11, 2007, 07:50:44 PM »
Granted.  The world ended.

I wish my cat didn't shit on things when he was pissed at me.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #62 on: January 11, 2007, 08:52:33 PM »
Granted!! Your cat now shits on YOU when he's pissed!!! :evillaugh:

I wish I married one of my boss' daughters.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #63 on: January 11, 2007, 09:37:02 PM »
granted.
she gains 100 pounds per year of your marriage.


i wish that i could take a three week vacation in the UK.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #64 on: January 11, 2007, 09:55:51 PM »
You take a 3 week vacation in the uk and get struck by lightening in a bad storm.

I wish I could change my name..
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #65 on: January 11, 2007, 10:06:34 PM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on January 11, 2007, 09:55:51 PM
You take a 3 week vacation in the uk and get struck by lightening in a bad storm.

I wish I could change my name..

done.

your new name is Mike Hunt.

i wish to live to be 77 years old.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #66 on: January 12, 2007, 12:46:20 AM »
Granted; you end up in a persistent vegetative state next year.

I wish I could live a healthy, happy and successful life for as long as I'd like.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #67 on: January 12, 2007, 08:12:56 AM »
Granted.  You outlive the human race and wind up living alone in a little shack in a nuclear wasteland, successfully avoiding mutants.

I wish the hot water in my apartment building never ran out.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

Graelwyn

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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #68 on: January 12, 2007, 09:11:02 AM »
The hot water in your building never runs out but gives off noxious chemical fumes whenever you run the tap.


I wish I hated chocolate...
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #69 on: January 12, 2007, 09:17:40 AM »
You do but now all your favourite foods are sold covered in it.

I wish I could stop feeling guilty for wanting some time alone.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #70 on: January 12, 2007, 09:33:20 AM »
Granted - you now feel guilty for everything else.

I wish I could fulfill all of my goals.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #71 on: January 12, 2007, 09:34:16 AM »
Quote from: Fluffalizer on January 12, 2007, 09:33:20 AM
Granted - you now feel guilty for everything else.



Off topic- I already did  :laugh:
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #72 on: January 12, 2007, 10:04:38 AM »
Quote from: Fluffalizer on January 12, 2007, 09:33:20 AM
Granted - you now feel guilty for everything else.

I wish I could fulfill all of my goals.
granted, but you didn't set your goals high enough, so you fall short anyways.

i wish to lose about 30 pounds.
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #73 on: January 12, 2007, 10:06:09 AM »
I wish to gain about 10 pounds... :(
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Re: Corrupted Wish game.
« Reply #74 on: January 12, 2007, 10:08:26 AM »
Quote from: McJ_for_Mediator on January 12, 2007, 10:04:38 AM
i wish to lose about 30 pounds.

Both your legs are lost in a car crash.

I wish Scotland had nicer weather.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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