Corrupted Wish game.

[Scrapheap]

Granted!!! You're now hooked on Heroin.

I wish there was more than 24 hours in one day.

[Callaway]

Granted.  You are miraculously transported to Mercury, which has days that last almost six Earth months but unfortunately you burn up in the high temperatures.

I wish my broken sprinkler system was fixed.

[Calandale]

Granted, but then you want to have
children with it.

I wish I was going shopping.

[Callaway]

I wish I was going shopping.

*Then get off your computer and GO, already!*

Granted, but you spend too much money because you are hungry.

I wish my daughter would get out of the pool and come inside for her bath without an argument.

[Calandale]

I wish I was going shopping.

*Then get off your computer and GO, already!*

Ok mommy.

Granted, but you spend too much money because you are hungry.

I wish my daughter would get out of the pool and come inside for her bath without an argument.

Why does she need a bath, if she's swimming?

Granted, but only because she's become a pod person,
and follows ALL directions without thinking.

I wish my body didn't hurt.

['andersom']

Granted, your body vanished miraculously.

I wish the little dogs from next door would stop whining.

[P7PSP]

Granted but now you are a spree dog killer.

I wish could visit Japan and eat a whale steak.

[Scrapheap]

Granted! but the "whale steak" you eat is actually Capt. Paul Watson and is almost pure fat. You die of a heart attack a month later.

I wish one of those European Top Fuel teams would hire me so I can live in Europe.

[odeon]

Granted! but the "whale steak" you eat is actually Capt. Paul Watson and is almost pure fat. You die of a heart attack a month later.

I wish one of those European Top Fuel teams would hire me so I can live in Europe.

Granted. You now live in a shed in northern Spain when not busy sweeping the floors of their five-star hotel rooms. Of course, it's a six-hour walk to work so you don't see much of the shed...

I wish somebody would pay me a million dollars to do nothing.

[earthboundmisfit]

Granted! You are now a fat useless Congressman.


I wish I had a 12" penis.

['andersom']

Granted, you will lose your testicles in the process.

I wish I had no headache coming up.

[El]

Granted; you're getting decapitated.

I wish I didn't have so much shit to do right now.

[Celticgoddess]

Granted, but then you're constipated.

I wish I was on a plane headed for Bora Bora.

['andersom']

Granted, but you will be colourblind, and developing a sun allergy.

I wish I would not have to set the alarm this night.

[odeon]

You don't have to because you discover that you should have set it yesterday.

I wish I had more beer.