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Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
« Reply #30 on: December 23, 2010, 06:48:52 AM »
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:

if i was at my brothers we would be skiping the vodka and going for the moon shine... sadly im in vic with my grandparents

I'm sure you'll have a great christmas still  :2thumbsup:

pun intended?


What pun?  ???
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2010, 06:51:12 AM »
moon shine, a great christmas still.... god its to late 5AM HERE! :O
« Last Edit: December 23, 2010, 06:54:24 AM by I-LOVE-MAPS »

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2010, 06:51:33 AM »
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:

if i was at my brothers we would be skiping the vodka and going for the moon shine... sadly im in vic with my grandparents

I'm sure you'll have a great christmas still  :2thumbsup:

pun intended?


What pun?  ???

"A great Christmas still"---"still" is often used to mean "distillery," which can be used to make moonshine!   :scotch:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2010, 06:54:38 AM »
moon shine, have a nice still.... god its to late 5AM HERE! :O

Good god man! SLEEP!!!

Don't make Squiddy use the tranquilisers :toporly:

:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:

if i was at my brothers we would be skiping the vodka and going for the moon shine... sadly im in vic with my grandparents

I'm sure you'll have a great christmas still  :2thumbsup:

pun intended?


What pun?  ???

"A great Christmas still"---"still" is often used to mean "distillery," which can be used to make moonshine!   :scotch:


Ooh thanks for that!  :asthing:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2010, 06:55:57 AM »
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:

if i was at my brothers we would be skiping the vodka and going for the moon shine... sadly im in vic with my grandparents

I'm sure you'll have a great christmas still  :2thumbsup:

pun intended?


What pun?  ???

"A great Christmas still"---"still" is often used to mean "distillery," which can be used to make moonshine!   :scotch:

THANK YOU! glad to know someone got that and i wasn't just seeing things that were not there  :plus:

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
« Reply #35 on: December 23, 2010, 06:57:19 AM »
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:

if i was at my brothers we would be skiping the vodka and going for the moon shine... sadly im in vic with my grandparents

I'm sure you'll have a great christmas still  :2thumbsup:

pun intended?


What pun?  ???

"A great Christmas still"---"still" is often used to mean "distillery," which can be used to make moonshine!   :scotch:

THANK YOU! glad to know someone got that and i wasn't just seeing things that were not there  :plus:

Our Squid is a Brit, maybe they don't have that particular slang term on his side of the pond!  :laugh:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
« Reply #36 on: December 23, 2010, 06:59:34 AM »
moon shine, have a nice still.... god its to late 5AM HERE! :O

Good god man! SLEEP!!!

Don't make Squiddy use the tranquilisers :toporly:


please use the tranquilizers :D who dosent like a lil bit of happy meds?

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
« Reply #37 on: December 23, 2010, 07:00:44 AM »
:toporly:

In case I'm not on much during the christmas holidays , I just want to say merry chirstmas to you lot , hope you all have a good one / get totally pissed.


Merry christmas spazzes  :P

still to young to drink in canada but you can bet ill get f%$#ing buzzed on shugar!.... talking 8L of coke in 4 hours here... then play video games with family for hours on end, then without family well into the night, then go for brunch the next day, then more games, then x-mas dinner at some relatives house.... im sure you see where this is going


You are definately my kinda of guy  :eyelash:


Sounds good though , I shall be adding vodka to my coke  :zoinks:

if i was at my brothers we would be skiping the vodka and going for the moon shine... sadly im in vic with my grandparents

I'm sure you'll have a great christmas still  :2thumbsup:

pun intended?


What pun?  ???

"A great Christmas still"---"still" is often used to mean "distillery," which can be used to make moonshine!   :scotch:

THANK YOU! glad to know someone got that and i wasn't just seeing things that were not there  :plus:

Our Squid is a Brit, maybe they don't have that particular slang term on his side of the pond!  :laugh:

well he must love monty python then! which is a good thing because monty python is awesome [was raised with britts here!]

                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
« Reply #38 on: December 23, 2010, 07:42:41 AM »

please use the tranquilizers :D who dosent like a lil bit of happy meds?

Rohipnol is a happy happy drug  :zoinks:


Our Squid is a Brit, maybe they don't have that particular slang term on his side of the pond!  :laugh:

We probably do , I'm just too spazzy to notice  :laugh:


well he must love monty python then! which is a good thing because monty python is awesome [was raised with britts here!]


Well not all brits love Monty Python BUT I DO  :green:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
« Reply #39 on: December 23, 2010, 07:46:15 AM »

please use the tranquilizers :D who dosent like a lil bit of happy meds?

Rohipnol is a happy happy drug  :zoinks:


Our Squid is a Brit, maybe they don't have that particular slang term on his side of the pond!  :laugh:

We probably do , I'm just too spazzy to notice  :laugh:


well he must love monty python then! which is a good thing because monty python is awesome [was raised with britts here!]


Well not all brits love Monty Python BUT I DO  :green:

Roon away! Roon away! Roon away! Keep rooning!   :rofl:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
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People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
« Reply #40 on: December 23, 2010, 07:49:15 AM »

please use the tranquilizers :D who dosent like a lil bit of happy meds?

Rohipnol is a happy happy drug  :zoinks:


Our Squid is a Brit, maybe they don't have that particular slang term on his side of the pond!  :laugh:

We probably do , I'm just too spazzy to notice  :laugh:


well he must love monty python then! which is a good thing because monty python is awesome [was raised with britts here!]


Well not all brits love Monty Python BUT I DO  :green:

Roon away! Roon away! Roon away! Keep rooning!   :rofl:


I fart in your general direction!  :stinker:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
« Reply #41 on: December 23, 2010, 07:53:55 AM »

please use the tranquilizers :D who dosent like a lil bit of happy meds?

Rohipnol is a happy happy drug  :zoinks:


Our Squid is a Brit, maybe they don't have that particular slang term on his side of the pond!  :laugh:

We probably do , I'm just too spazzy to notice  :laugh:


well he must love monty python then! which is a good thing because monty python is awesome [was raised with britts here!]


Well not all brits love Monty Python BUT I DO  :green:

Roon away! Roon away! Roon away! Keep rooning!   :rofl:


I fart in your general direction!  :stinker:

It's just a li'el boony rabbit!   :bunny:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
« Reply #42 on: December 23, 2010, 07:55:34 AM »
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
« Reply #43 on: December 23, 2010, 07:56:58 AM »
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

I love that speech, AND the Gregorian chant that accompanies the opening of the box!   :2thumbsup:
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Re: Merry Christmas Asspies.
« Reply #44 on: December 23, 2010, 12:39:35 PM »
Merry Christmas!
Joyous Kwanzaa!
Zot Hanukkah!
Gledelig Jul!
Feliz Navidad!
Ramadan Kareem!