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Re: Under the Christmas Tree
« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2011, 10:31:48 AM »
Naked me with a bow on me junk for all the ladies.


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Re: Under the Christmas Tree
« Reply #31 on: October 08, 2011, 05:22:54 PM »
Naked me with a bow on me junk for all the ladies.


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Trigger, you misspelled "inappropriate."

 :LMAO:  :plus:

So funny that none of us noticed that earlier.
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Re: Under the Christmas Tree
« Reply #32 on: April 16, 2016, 02:42:35 PM »
  I want this present around my Christmas tree.   :santa:



                                                                                     *BIG*  fucking tree.  Oh yeah.  8)
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Re: Under the Christmas Tree
« Reply #33 on: April 16, 2016, 03:49:00 PM »
And just who is going to clean those windows?
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Re: Under the Christmas Tree
« Reply #34 on: April 16, 2016, 05:42:58 PM »
And just who is going to clean those windows?

  Your pal in your sig is going to clean them.   :qv:   Oh yes.  He's perfect for the job.
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Re: Under the Christmas Tree
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2016, 06:19:32 PM »
And just who is going to clean those windows?

  Your pal in your sig is going to clean them.   :qv:   Oh yes.  He's perfect for the job.

Not the Royal Giraffe!
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Re: Under the Christmas Tree
« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2016, 06:28:05 PM »
And just who is going to clean those windows?

  Your pal in your sig is going to clean them.   :qv:   Oh yes.  He's perfect for the job.

Not the Royal Giraffe!

  Your Majesty, there's been a lot of bad press lately about the young royals being slackers.
  Even the Royal Giraffe  :qv:  must appear usefully employed in the service of the people! 
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Re: Under the Christmas Tree
« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2016, 12:16:30 PM »
For Her Majesty, a portrait of her great great granddaughter.

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Re: Under the Christmas Tree
« Reply #38 on: April 18, 2016, 05:03:33 PM »
For Her Majesty, a portrait of her great great granddaughter.



Admirable work.  Prince Albert was most amused.
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Re: Under the Christmas Tree
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2016, 07:17:11 PM »
I used my last thank you card the other day so if someone would like to buy me new stationary, then that would be great.  I'll make sure you receive a thank you card. :zoinks:
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Re: Under the Christmas Tree
« Reply #40 on: December 07, 2016, 07:46:43 AM »
I used my last thank you card the other day so if someone would like to buy me new stationary, then that would be great.  I'll make sure you receive a thank you card. :zoinks:

  You're such a little pest.  "Buy me stationery!"  "Buy me a Kolinsky sable watercolor brush!"
   Do you even know the meaning of Christmas?  Do you even care?!  Go scrounge elsewhere!  :soapbox:
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Re: Under the Christmas Tree
« Reply #41 on: December 08, 2016, 09:01:59 PM »
  You're such a little pest.  "Buy me stationery!"  "Buy me a Kolinsky sable watercolor brush!"
   Do you even know the meaning of Christmas?


I'm pretty sure it means I get presents, and something or another about jesus.  :zoinks:
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Re: Under the Christmas Tree
« Reply #42 on: December 08, 2016, 09:11:25 PM »
  You're such a little pest.  "Buy me stationery!"  "Buy me a Kolinsky sable watercolor brush!"
   Do you even know the meaning of Christmas?


I'm pretty sure it means I get presents, and something or another about jesus.  :zoinks:

You get presents, jesus delivers them in a sleigh pulled by eight tiny gophers.   >:D

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Re: Under the Christmas Tree
« Reply #43 on: December 08, 2016, 09:14:14 PM »
  You're such a little pest.  "Buy me stationery!"  "Buy me a Kolinsky sable watercolor brush!"
   Do you even know the meaning of Christmas?


I'm pretty sure it means I get presents, and something or another about jesus.  :zoinks:

You get presents, jesus delivers them in a sleigh pulled by eight tiny gophers.   >:D

As long as I get presents, then it's all good.  :zoinks:
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Re: Under the Christmas Tree
« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2016, 06:42:25 PM »
So who all wants to give me presents?  :zoinks:
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