Sex on the Beach.

[rock hound]

If there's sand on the beach you're good to play volleyball.

Less painful to land on sand then a hard wood floor! 

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

If there's sand on the beach you're good to play volleyball.

Less painful to land on sand then a hard wood floor!

I can't even tell if that's a euphemism. I mean it sounds like a euphemism....

[Calandale]

If there's sand on the beach you're good to play volleyball.

Less painful to land on sand then a hard wood floor!

I can't even tell if that's a euphemism. I mean it sounds like a euphemism....

It's why the normandy landings were done on a beach and not a gym.

[Lestat]

And there was me thinking it had something to do with nazis, and throwing a spanner in Hitler's gears to ruin his day.

Somehow, I don't think Hitler, would have agreed to just meet up in a pub over a few pints with Churchill and Stalin, and just settle their differences philosophically. And nor would Churchill or Stalin. Well Stalin might have given he was a complete and utter cuntocks too, not far off as big of a wanker as Hitler.

Besides, even if they had, I'm sure the jews would have kicked up a bit of a fuss about that.

Screaming antisemitism and whatnot.

[Calandale]

Hitler would certainly have accepted peace with England.

[Yuri Bezmenov]

Very true.

Hitler didn't want war with England because all his admirals told him that Germany didn't have enough fuel to confront the Royal Navy. That's why they didn't bother building much of a surface fleet.

I've worked on this problem myself. I calculated that if Germany had built up to it's legal limit of 35% of Britain's navy, they could've defeated Britain on the high seas if they had built mostly aircraft carriers instead of wasting money on the Bismarck and Tirpitz. This also assumes they had the fuel for such a fleet.