Pissing off the porch into the rain is very liberating

[Loki]

I just pissed a sturdy yellow cable off the porch into the rain. I feel quite comfortably white trash.
Ahhhhhhhhh.....

My porch is covered in bushes and wisteria and vines, so it's a nice little private sanctuary. Although, fall is making my cover a bit skeletal.

Does anyone else have a pissing in inappropriate/illegal places guilty pleasure?
Not a fetish. Piss does nothing for my cock, except relieve it.

[Scrapheap]

I like pissing off piers into the ocean. Of course I'm usually fishing at 2 in the morning and I'm drunk anyways. 

I did a pretty ultimate piss off of a porch few years back. My friends parents live on a hillside house in Pismo Beach. One weekend when they were gone, we crashed over there and I took a piss off of their porch which was about a 80 foot drop down the hillside. 

[Loki]

Nice

That reminded me of a minor brown out I had in San Francisco last year. I had a couple of knee surgeries over the past few years, and after my last one I went to SF to celebrate my knee almost being healed up(which it turns out, it wasn't and still isn't 100% SIGH). We went out bar crawling in China Town. Ended up at like... Buddha Club, or something. Ended up hitting the wrong button on the jukebox, some Chinese Pop, pissed off all the Chinamen in the bar. They literally walked out. The bartender was LIVID, "This not your music round eye!" He really said that. "This is your music!" and turned on Elvis and started dancing. We cheered, and I bought a round for the Chinese so they'd come back and not kill us.
Then they made me drink what they called in a loud voice, "GASOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE    N"
It tasted like essence of China Town Gutter(a fine mix of old fish juices and dehydrated shrimp, mixed with garbage water and a hint of various foul Chinese herbs).
ANYWAYS, we ended up walking(me limping, with a cane) forever home, but I had to piss BAD.
Some how we ended up on the 10th floor of a parking garage, and I got to piss off the roof onto a dead end alley. From that high up, it made an almost perfect 20 foot circle of piss.

It was a beautiful sight.

Now, I was piss drunk, and I normally wouldn't do such a crude thing........ I swear.....

[Scrapheap]

My greatest piss, was a 1,000 foot drop off of the side of Moro Rock in Sequoia National Park. 

[Parts]

Out the top of a third floor window in swanky Greenwich Ct while on stilts  

[richard]

I'd rather cum on stuff. like i've never tried to do it on the snow before 

I have cummed on a campfire though

["couldbecousin"]

I'd rather cum on stuff. like i've never tried to do it on the snow before 

I have cummed on a campfire though

No thanks, no roasted marshmallows for me.   

[richard]

campfire marshmellows have the same gooeyness as cum, so I dont see why you'd have such a problem eating it

["couldbecousin"]

campfire marshmellows have the same gooeyness as cum, so I dont see why you'd have such a problem eating it

Marshmallows are actual FOOD, though. 

[eris]

cum is food. It is full of protein and tastes better than a lot of stuff.

[richard]

alright big hoss! 

[Scrapheap]

campfire marshmellows have the same gooeyness as cum, so I dont see why you'd have such a problem eating it

Marshmallows are actual FOOD, though. 

Jizz is more nutritious than marshmallows!!!     

["couldbecousin"]

cum is food. It is full of protein and tastes better than a lot of stuff.

But I want marshmallows!   

[richard]

There 99 cents at biglots cousin!

["couldbecousin"]

There 99 cents at biglots cousin!

Big bag?