I declare war on........

[Squidusa]

I declare war on money grubbing corporate lobbyists.

I declare war on people who declare war on money grubbing coporate lobbyists in the name of PepsiTM

I skip declaring war, and go straight to atomic wedgie in the name of JUSTICE AND FREEDOM.

I skip declaring war to bite rage straight in the crotch 

[RageBeoulve]

I declare war on money grubbing corporate lobbyists.

I declare war on people who declare war on money grubbing coporate lobbyists in the name of PepsiTM

I skip declaring war, and go straight to atomic wedgie in the name of JUSTICE AND FREEDOM.

I skip declaring war to bite rage straight in the crotch 

You're putting yourself in a bad situation. Time for assault with a deadly weapon, bro.

[Squidusa]

I declare war on money grubbing corporate lobbyists.

I declare war on people who declare war on money grubbing coporate lobbyists in the name of PepsiTM

I skip declaring war, and go straight to atomic wedgie in the name of JUSTICE AND FREEDOM.

I skip declaring war to bite rage straight in the crotch  

You're putting yourself in a bad situation. Time for assault with a deadly weapon, bro.

I'm not sure whether to be turned on or terrified  

[RageBeoulve]

Both. I'll wind up shooting one in your mouth, but you'll likely die from your skull being crushed from being slammed against the wall repeatedly. YOU'LL NOT STAND IN MY WAY. 

[Squidusa]

Both. I'll wind up shooting one in your mouth, but you'll likely die from your skull being crushed from being slammed against the wall repeatedly. YOU'LL NOT STAND IN MY WAY. 

Squids don't have skulls 

[RageBeoulve]

Then i'll just squash you. The system is broken. I must burn it to the ground and rebuild it. Harder, better, faster, stronger.

[Squidusa]

Then i'll just squash you. The system is broken. I must burn it to the ground and rebuild it. Harder, better, faster, stronger.

*decides to crawl away seeing as he is on the floor* 

[RageBeoulve]

Then i'll just squash you. The system is broken. I must burn it to the ground and rebuild it. Harder, better, faster, stronger.

*decides to crawl away seeing as he is on the floor* 

*Strolls past the broken squid, and goes on to save the world!*

[Squidusa]

Then i'll just squash you. The system is broken. I must burn it to the ground and rebuild it. Harder, better, faster, stronger.

*decides to crawl away seeing as he is on the floor* 

*Strolls past the broken squid, and goes on to save the world!*

I crawled away before you could break me 

['andersom']

I declare war on calories.

But, they are needed to keep you warm, both in your body and in the stove.

[Queen Victoria]

I declare war on calories.

But, they are needed to keep you warm, both in your body and in the stove.

Then Honey, I am one RED HOT MAMA.  lol

[Squidusa]

I declare war on calories.

But, they are needed to keep you warm, both in your body and in the stove.

Then Honey, I am one RED HOT MAMA.  lol

 

[Queen Victoria]

I declare war on calories.

But, they are needed to keep you warm, both in your body and in the stove.

Then Honey, I am one RED HOT MAMA.  lol

 

Thanks for the drum roll.  Now can you hand me a doughnut and an brownie and a croissant and...?

[Squidusa]

I declare war on calories.

But, they are needed to keep you warm, both in your body and in the stove.

Then Honey, I am one RED HOT MAMA.  lol

 

Thanks for the drum roll.  Now can you hand me a doughnut and an brownie and a croissant and...?

a bucket of KFC?

[Queen Victoria]

I declare war on calories.

But, they are needed to keep you warm, both in your body and in the stove.

Then Honey, I am one RED HOT MAMA.  lol

 

Thanks for the drum roll.  Now can you hand me a doughnut and an brownie and a croissant and...?

a bucket of KFC?

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, Original Please.  Just that, no sides, just that.