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Fixing dollar bills
« on: November 25, 2010, 12:17:58 AM »
I mark of the "In God We trust" on all my paper money with a magic marker.

Am I the only one who does this??

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Re: Fixing dollar bills
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2010, 03:04:09 AM »
The £10 note issued by the Bank of England has a picture of Darwin on it.

http://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/current/security_10.htm
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Re: Fixing dollar bills
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2010, 07:00:06 AM »
The £10 note issued by the Bank of England has a picture of Darwin on it.

http://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/current/security_10.htm
That could never happen here too many nutters

And no I hardly ever mark up money.  I am surprised non of the really religious groups has never objected to it being on the bill considering what they are used for an how "in god we trust" might be looked upon as a endorsement of that
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

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Re: Fixing dollar bills
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2010, 07:02:11 AM »
I don't care. The only thing that bothers me, on any paper money, is an obvious bloodstain, which I do find on occasion.
I will then, while wearing vinyl gloves, bleach off the stains and wash the bills with soap and water before using them.  :police:
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Re: Fixing dollar bills
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2010, 07:41:54 AM »
Doesn't that reek of insecurity by doing that? :zoinks:

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Re: Fixing dollar bills
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2010, 08:03:52 AM »
weirdos.

i never did anything to my money, why would i be messing w my money!? :S

btw, money IS stained w cocaine, i thought it was a rumor, but ive seen several confirmations from various countries, including norway.
so if anything, i'd try to get the coke back out of the money or something

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Re: Fixing dollar bills
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2010, 09:45:00 AM »
I got a dollar bill about two months ago with an ink bank stamp from Kathmandu Nepal
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Fixing dollar bills
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2010, 10:52:58 AM »
I don't care. The only thing that bothers me, on any paper money, is an obvious bloodstain, which I do find on occasion.
I will then, while wearing vinyl gloves, bleach off the stains and wash the bills with soap and water before using them.  :police:

Why would you be worried about blood stains on money??

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Re: Fixing dollar bills
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2010, 10:54:15 AM »
Doesn't that reek of insecurity by doing that? :zoinks:

Doesn't that reek of insecurity by posting that?  :zoinks:

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Re: Fixing dollar bills
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2010, 10:56:35 AM »
weirdos.

i never did anything to my money, why would i be messing w my money!? :S

American money has "In God We Trust" stamped on it. At the same time, we have something called the Establishment Clause in the first amemndment to the constitution that seperates church and state.

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Re: Fixing dollar bills
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2010, 04:44:43 PM »
Doesn't that reek of insecurity by doing that? :zoinks:

I think it reeks more of germphobia!   :orly:
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Re: Fixing dollar bills
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2010, 04:47:10 PM »
I don't care. The only thing that bothers me, on any paper money, is an obvious bloodstain, which I do find on occasion.
I will then, while wearing vinyl gloves, bleach off the stains and wash the bills with soap and water before using them.  :police:

Why would you be worried about blood stains on money??

I have a lingering OCD paranoia that even dried blood could transmit HIV or hepatitis, and I feel responsible
for eliminating that (probably quite small) risk before putting the money back into circulation.   :nerd!:
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Re: Fixing dollar bills
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2010, 07:18:08 PM »
I don't care. The only thing that bothers me, on any paper money, is an obvious bloodstain, which I do find on occasion.
I will then, while wearing vinyl gloves, bleach off the stains and wash the bills with soap and water before using them.  :police:

Why would you be worried about blood stains on money??

I have a lingering OCD paranoia that even dried blood could transmit HIV or hepatitis, and I feel responsible
for eliminating that (probably quite small) risk before putting the money back into circulation.   :nerd!:

The majority of blood diseases can't survive being exposed to oxygen, that's why they're transmitted through bodily fluids.

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Re: Fixing dollar bills
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2010, 07:26:15 PM »
I don't care. The only thing that bothers me, on any paper money, is an obvious bloodstain, which I do find on occasion.
I will then, while wearing vinyl gloves, bleach off the stains and wash the bills with soap and water before using them.  :police:

How do you wash paper money? :blonde:


I like Australia's plastic notes; very sturdy.

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Re: Fixing dollar bills
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2010, 07:30:36 PM »
I don't care. The only thing that bothers me, on any paper money, is an obvious bloodstain, which I do find on occasion.
I will then, while wearing vinyl gloves, bleach off the stains and wash the bills with soap and water before using them.  :police:

How are you positive it's actually blood?  :zoinks: