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The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« on: November 24, 2010, 07:58:15 PM »
Animals have started turning into ferocious creatures, the weather is ridiculously violent, etc.

Who on this board do you want to be around you during this hellish time? :LOL:
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2010, 08:00:36 PM »
Definately Randy :green: :green: :green:

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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2010, 08:02:39 PM »
Rofl at least he'd make you laugh before you got eaten by monsters.  :laugh:

No but srsly? I'd want at least Pyraxis around. She knows why.
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2010, 08:05:44 PM »
Rofl at least he'd make you laugh before you got eaten by monsters.  :laugh:

No but srsly? I'd want at least Pyraxis around. She knows why.

You have to be more specific. Is the world as we know it coming to an end, or do we have a chance of fighting our way to safety?

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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2010, 08:06:14 PM »
Anyone good with a gun , and Judy

I'm sure the zombies would make a good meal out of him while I can get away  :2thumbsup:
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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2010, 08:10:02 PM »
Rofl at least he'd make you laugh before you got eaten by monsters.  :laugh:

No but srsly? I'd want at least Pyraxis around. She knows why.

You have to be more specific. Is the world as we know it coming to an end, or do we have a chance of fighting our way to safety?

Oh theres a chance. Typical doomsday scenario though. Billions of zombies, unfavorable weather, supervolcano erupted. Etc. Where theres a will theres a way though. :laugh:
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2010, 08:17:37 PM »
Rofl at least he'd make you laugh before you got eaten by monsters.  :laugh:

No but srsly? I'd want at least Pyraxis around. She knows why.

You have to be more specific. Is the world as we know it coming to an end, or do we have a chance of fighting our way to safety?

Oh theres a chance. Typical doomsday scenario though. Billions of zombies, unfavorable weather, supervolcano erupted. Etc. Where theres a will theres a way though. :laugh:

If it's a doomsday scenario I'd prefer to just blow my brains out. Even if you escape, the world as you know it would be over. All the people you love would probably be dead. All your hopes, and everything you have in life would be gone. I'm not capable of starting again in a post-apocalyptic society. I've played Fallout, I know how bad things would be :laugh: The only person I'd want to be with is the person that would tell me everything will be OK, and as soon as I'm looking the other way, shoot me in the back of the head :'( :'( :'(

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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2010, 08:26:40 PM »
I would just slap you real hard for asking me to shoot you, and offer you a bottle of wild turkey to suck on.  :laugh:
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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2010, 08:34:33 PM »
I would just slap you real hard for asking me to shoot you, and offer you a bottle of wild turkey to suck on.  :laugh:

It's OK for you. You say you hate this planet, and the people on it. You want to move to Mars FFS :laugh:. Maybe you could cope with being a survivor of an apocalypse.

I love my life the way it is, and I love the people around me. If I were to lose that there'd be no point of me being alive.

If we were alone in the wilderness, and the scenario you've described were to happen. You would have to be brave enough to do the decent thing, and put me out of my misery in the quickest, and most painless way. You could then do whatever you want with me. Use me as food, use me as a decoy, inflate me and use me as a makeshift raft etc.

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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2010, 08:37:57 PM »
Nah. Ever see omega man? I'd make a nice comfortable pillbox/fortress style place for us to live, with a mansiony feel inside of it. And we'd occasionaly go out for supplies and look for survivors.

I'm REALLY good with a gun btw.  ;)
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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2010, 08:41:28 PM »
Plus I'd probably wind up being able to remote view and find the remaing survivors anyway.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2010, 08:45:52 PM »
Nah. Ever see omega man? I'd make a nice comfortable pillbox/fortress style place for us to live, with a mansiony feel inside of it. And we'd occasionaly go out for supplies and look for survivors.

I'm REALLY good with a gun btw.  ;)

Millions of procreating zombies. Finite supply of bullets. Sorry Rage, the prospects just don't look good :'( :'( :'(

I'm sure there are plenty of people here that would go Omega with you, but I like my comfy life too much. I just could never rough it. I'd be hopeless. I have a breakdown everytime a spider comes near me. Just think of how I'd deal with zombies. :'(

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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2010, 08:48:20 PM »
Anyone good with a gun , and Judy

I'm sure the zombies would make a good meal out of him while I can get away  :2thumbsup:

PPK has loads of guns and ammo!   :litigious:
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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2010, 08:52:24 PM »
Anyone good with a gun , and Judy

I'm sure the zombies would make a good meal out of him while I can get away  :2thumbsup:

PPK has loads of guns and ammo!   :litigious:

Yes, but I couldn't cope with knowing I would only live as long as the ammo lasted. That would make me unhappy. I couldn't cope with no electricity, or internet, or warm water.
I can barely cope with temporarily living in the cramped appartment I'm in now, and having to sleep in the livingroom.

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Re: The world's fucked. Zombies everywhere...
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2010, 08:53:25 PM »
Anyone good with a gun , and Judy

I'm sure the zombies would make a good meal out of him while I can get away  :2thumbsup:

PPK has loads of guns and ammo!   :litigious:

Yes, but I couldn't cope with knowing I would only live as long as the ammo lasted. That would make me unhappy. I couldn't cope with no electricity, or internet, or warm water.
I can barely cope with temporarily living in the cramped appartment I'm in now, and having to sleep in the livingroom.

I can make ammunition. ;)
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"