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Here's your sign.
« on: November 17, 2010, 03:22:55 PM »
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UNIONTOWN, Pa. -- Uniontown police said they received a call from a man reporting a bad stash of marijuana he bought off the street.

The 21-year-old Uniontown man told police he bought a small amount of what he thought was marijuana but said it had a bad taste and he wanted police to check it out.

Police confiscated the leafy substance and determined it was not marijuana. They said it might be a kitchen spice.

Officers charged the man with possession of a look-a-like drug.

Police declined to release his name.

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/25483971/detail.html

Parsley, Sage, Oregano, or Thyme?

Dumbass. :laugh:
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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2010, 03:32:29 PM »
 :LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:

idiot. Bloody kitchen spice :duh:

at what point did he think it was a good idea to get the police to confirm the validity of an illegal substance? ::)

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Re: Here's your sign.
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2010, 04:47:20 PM »
In possession of a look-alike drug?!? As if stupidity wasn't criminal enough?
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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2010, 05:18:05 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on November 17, 2010, 03:22:55 PM
Officers charged the man with possession of a look-a-like drug.
that sucks. todays laws are so like "wow" i wonder why? :LMAO:
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2010, 05:19:17 PM »
Uh, I live like frigteningly close to that :S

It sounds like something that would happen there.
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Re: Here's your sign.
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2010, 05:20:08 PM »
Poor guy.

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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2010, 06:04:44 PM »
Quote from: odeon on November 17, 2010, 04:47:20 PM
In possession of a look-alike drug?!? As if stupidity wasn't criminal enough?

Stupidity is it's own punishment. It doesn't need to be outlawed.
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2010, 06:07:59 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2010, 06:10:52 PM »
I remember hearing about a different guy from Pittsburgh that called the cops because he heard an intruder, and when the cops got there he has weed out and a bong on his table. I think there is something in the water that makes people dumb around here. I was talking to this 21 year old the other day, and he didnt know what a calico cat was. He just had this dumb look on his face. Thankfully im a nice person, and just smiled, and started talking about something a little less complicated.
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Re: Here's your sign.
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2010, 08:17:32 PM »
Quote from: eris on November 17, 2010, 06:10:52 PM
I remember hearing about a different guy from Pittsburgh that called the cops because he heard an intruder, and when the cops got there he has weed out and a bong on his table. I think there is something in the water that makes people dumb around here. I was talking to this 21 year old the other day, and he didnt know what a calico cat was. He just had this dumb look on his face. Thankfully im a nice person, and just smiled, and started talking about something a little less complicated.

I've been blaming the water for years.  Stuff like this is the "norm" around here. :zombiefuck: 

Never ceases to amaze me though.  :laugh:
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Re: Here's your sign.
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2010, 08:47:23 PM »
i know cops here who let someone go after apprehending them for salvia divinorum posession.
they mistook it for pot at first, but realized it was a ten times more powerfull drug that just-so-happened to be legal at the time.

to _actually_ go on w an arrest over fuckin oregano is pure goddamn fascism.
im glad i dont live in america. you guys should start loading your guns.
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2010, 08:50:57 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on November 17, 2010, 08:47:23 PM
i know cops here who let someone go after apprehending them for salvia divinorum posession.
they mistook it for pot at first, but realized it was a ten times more powerfull drug that just-so-happened to be legal at the time.

to _actually_ go on w an arrest over fuckin oregano is pure goddamn fascism.
im glad i dont live in america. you guys should start loading your guns.

I don't have a gun! I'd have to apply for a permit first!   :bigcry:
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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2010, 08:53:12 PM »
Speaking of stupid criminals, I vaguely remember hearing a story, years ago, about a guy who called the police
to complain about his drug dealer.  I guess the bag was light or something!   :rofl:
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« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2010, 08:58:10 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on November 17, 2010, 08:47:23 PM
to _actually_ go on w an arrest over fuckin oregano is pure goddamn fascism.
im glad i dont live in america. you guys should start loading your guns.

 :thumbup:  :agreed:

I knew you Finns were good people!!!  ;) ;D
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« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2010, 09:57:05 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on November 17, 2010, 08:17:32 PM
Quote from: eris on November 17, 2010, 06:10:52 PM
I remember hearing about a different guy from Pittsburgh that called the cops because he heard an intruder, and when the cops got there he has weed out and a bong on his table. I think there is something in the water that makes people dumb around here. I was talking to this 21 year old the other day, and he didnt know what a calico cat was. He just had this dumb look on his face. Thankfully im a nice person, and just smiled, and started talking about something a little less complicated.

I've been blaming the water for years.  Stuff like this is the "norm" around here. :zombiefuck:  

Never ceases to amaze me though.  :laugh:

I hate this city :( So I guess you're also from Pittsburgh ?  :zoinks: cool, but Im so sorry for you ....


Quote from: ZEGH8578 on November 17, 2010, 08:47:23 PM
i know cops here who let someone go after apprehending them for salvia divinorum posession.
they mistook it for pot at first, but realized it was a ten times more powerfull drug that just-so-happened to be legal at the time.

to _actually_ go on w an arrest over fuckin oregano is pure goddamn fascism.
im glad i dont live in america. you guys should start loading your guns.

Thats so funny because Salvia is actually legal here  :screwy: I only did it once and NEVER AGAIN WITH THAT SHIT believe me

but I actually bought it at "the store" :O

but having fake drugs actaully is a crime here, it doesnt even make legal sense
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