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chicagotribune.comGurnee cop allegedly attacked with sex toyWoman facing assault chargeBy Megan Craig, Tribune reporter8:42 PM CST, November 10, 2010AdvertisementA Gurnee woman accused of attacking a police officer with a sex toy has been charged with aggravated assault.Carolee Bildsten, 56, of the 5300 block of David Court, allegedly assaulted the officer Tuesday evening with what Gurnee police Cmdr. Jay Patrick called "a rigid feminine pleasure device."Police became involved when Bildsten allegedly ran out on a bill at Joe's Crab Shack on Northridge Drive in Gurnee. Bildsten allegedly has left the restaurant without paying in the past, according to an incident report.A full police report on the incident wasn't yet available, but it allegedly occurred when an officer went to Bildsten's residence to investigate the unpaid tab.Bildsten was taken into custody Wednesday afternoon. She could not be reached for comment.In addition to the aggravated assault charge, she was charged with theft of labor or services.
I wonder exactly "how" she assualted him with it.
Ew she's 5656 year old women shouldn't have sex toys
:lol:
Quote from: Heinrich on November 11, 2010, 09:06:27 PM :lol: More to the point, how did Joe get a case of the crabs in the first place?
Quote from: Steve-O on November 11, 2010, 09:09:08 PMQuote from: Heinrich on November 11, 2010, 09:06:27 PM :lol: More to the point, how did Joe get a case of the crabs in the first place?Probably from HER! But she's been taken into custody and the citizens are now safe!
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2010, 09:10:14 PMQuote from: Steve-O on November 11, 2010, 09:09:08 PMQuote from: Heinrich on November 11, 2010, 09:06:27 PM :lol: More to the point, how did Joe get a case of the crabs in the first place?Probably from HER! But she's been taken into custody and the citizens are now safe! Maybe that was the actual offence. So why wasn't Joe taken into custody?
Quote from: Steve-O on November 11, 2010, 09:15:27 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on November 11, 2010, 09:10:14 PMQuote from: Steve-O on November 11, 2010, 09:09:08 PMQuote from: Heinrich on November 11, 2010, 09:06:27 PM :lol: More to the point, how did Joe get a case of the crabs in the first place?Probably from HER! But she's been taken into custody and the citizens are now safe! Maybe that was the actual offence. So why wasn't Joe taken into custody? Joe was escorted to the nearest pharmacy and instructed to buy a medicated shampoo for treatment of said parasites!
Quote from: Heinrich on November 11, 2010, 08:59:04 PMEw she's 5656 year old women shouldn't have sex toys Whew. Since I'm 61, I guess it's okay for me to have one. His name is Prince Albert and he is not in the can.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
