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Today at work I was carrying a big sheet pan full of sandwiches when my right ankle wobbled outward, as it sometimes does, causing me to fall forward. I landed gently and quietly on my left knee and rose to my feet, never having let go of the pan of sandwiches. I did not drop a single one. My boss didn't see this remarkable feat, I wish that she had! I SAVED LUNCH.
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 24, 2012, 07:23:25 PM Today at work I was carrying a big sheet pan full of sandwiches when my right ankle wobbled outward, as it sometimes does, causing me to fall forward. I landed gently and quietly on my left knee and rose to my feet, never having let go of the pan of sandwiches. I did not drop a single one. My boss didn't see this remarkable feat, I wish that she had! I SAVED LUNCH. Pick the answer you prefer:Yeah, but it was your lunch.See, ballet lessons did pay off.
I saved a bee today. It was swimming around in the cats' water outside and couldn't get out of the bowl so I stuck some paper down next to it (it was junk mail) and the bee climbed out.