Turrets Sydrome

['andersom']

The word "turret" makes me think of a poem by Randall Jarrell: The Death of the Ball Turret Gunner.

    From my mother's sleep I fell into the State,
    And I hunched in its belly till my wet fur froze.
    Six miles from earth, loosed from its dream of life,
    I woke to black flak and the nightmare fighters.
    When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose.

[Queen Victoria]

Lady Weeble, you must recognize Glamis Castle.  The Queen Mother-to-be and Princess Margaret will be born there.

Of course, Your Majesty! But how can you see so clearly into the future?   

I have the original Time Turner from Harry Potter.

Also, I just clicked on the picture, went to the website and looked for the castle.  Sneaky, huh?

["couldbecousin"]

Lady Weeble, you must recognize Glamis Castle.  The Queen Mother-to-be and Princess Margaret will be born there.

Of course, Your Majesty! But how can you see so clearly into the future?   

I have the original Time Turner from Harry Potter.

Also, I just clicked on the picture, went to the website and looked for the castle.  Sneaky, huh?

Well, a monarch must do what she can to maintain control of her Empire! 

[Gluey]

Yeah well these turrets are ten times better. Fuck those stupid ass castles! This an airport! 

[Gluey]

I won't be happy until all parks in the world are dedicated to Ronald Reagan.
I want the parks like that because it would be funny! imagine the protesters! the news! the controversy! the arguments!
the revolution! Fox News wouldn't be on on because it would be like a kid on Christmas morning! The liberals would be bitching
like no tomorrow! Every country would be pissed off! and we'd probably have world war 3.

Just because some aspie with very bad attention hyperactive imbalances wants her way.

[Scrapheap]

Methinks "Gluey" has lived up to her namesake and has sniffed a little too much glue. 

["couldbecousin"]

Yeah well these turrets are ten times better. Fuck those stupid ass castles! This an airport! 

Bah! Airports have got NOTHING on castles! Give me a crumbling medieval castle any day! 

[Gluey]

Castles don't have flying vehicles 

[The_Chosen_One]

Castles don't have flying vehicles 

Castle Wolfenstein did.

["couldbecousin"]

Castles don't have flying vehicles 

Airports don't have moats and drawbridges.   

[Queen Victoria]

And the castle will be standing while the peasants are growing wheat on the ruins of the runways.   

[Scrapheap]

And the castle will be standing while the peasants are growing wheat on the ruins of the runways.   

So you're admiting to being backwards!

Hoooray for self-pwnage!! 

[Queen Victoria]

And the castle will be standing while the peasants are growing wheat on the ruins of the runways.   

So you're admiting to being backwards!

Hoooray for self-pwnage!! 

If the airports are that destroyed then society as we know it went to hell in the proverbial hand basket.

["couldbecousin"]

And the castle will be standing while the peasants are growing wheat on the ruins of the runways.   

So you're admiting to being backwards!

Hoooray for self-pwnage!! 

If the airports are that destroyed then society as we know it went to hell in the proverbial hand basket.

At least we shall have castles, and peasants, and wheat!   

[Scrapheap]

And the castle will be standing while the peasants are growing wheat on the ruins of the runways.   

So you're admiting to being backwards!

Hoooray for self-pwnage!! 

If the airports are that destroyed then society as we know it went to hell in the proverbial hand basket.

At least we shall have castles, and peasants, and wheat!   

You can have your backwards, damp, drafty castles. I've got me my M20 BITCHES!!!