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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #45 on: January 03, 2011, 05:25:11 AM »
So what time should I hang myself?

It's as appealing as looking at goatse.
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #46 on: January 03, 2011, 05:43:25 AM »
Q: What do you think of making Pentagram an administrator?

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #47 on: January 20, 2011, 11:59:22 PM »
Q: What am I having for dessert tonight?

A: That's a terrible idea. We should sent Sea Tart instead.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #48 on: January 21, 2011, 04:57:08 AM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 20, 2011, 11:59:22 PM
Q: What am I having for dessert tonight?

A: That's a terrible idea. We should sent Sea Tart instead.

Proofreading is a virtue :autism:
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #49 on: January 21, 2011, 05:11:17 AM »
Q: Should we send CBC an apple pie for her Birthday come March?

A: It got caught between the spokes.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #50 on: January 21, 2011, 05:57:39 AM »
Q)  How did Sea Tart lose a tentacle while riding his bike?

A)  The newspaper.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #51 on: September 18, 2011, 10:17:21 AM »
Q: What did flatten that poor mosquito on the wall?

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #52 on: September 18, 2011, 11:40:04 AM »
Q: Why in the fuck did you buy that piece of crap lemon?

A: It was there last night.
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #53 on: September 23, 2011, 09:48:15 PM »
Q) What happened to my penis?

A) The keyboard.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #54 on: September 24, 2011, 04:32:47 PM »
 Q: Where did that soda land when you spilled it?   :whatthe:



 A: The day I realized I am too old for this shit.   :prude:
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #55 on: September 24, 2011, 05:01:49 PM »
Q: When did you stop wearing diapers?

A: Just below the surface.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #56 on: September 24, 2011, 10:20:19 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on September 24, 2011, 05:01:49 PM
Q: When did you stop wearing diapers?

A: Just below the surface.

Q:  Where did the submariner prefer to make love?

A:  And then I slapped him of course.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #57 on: October 29, 2011, 09:54:04 AM »
Q) What did you do after Trigger 11 got handsy?

A) I2 had a giant orgy!
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #58 on: October 29, 2011, 11:53:24 AM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 09:54:04 AM
Q) What did you do after Trigger 11 got handsy?

A) I2 had a giant orgy!

Q) What crashed the Internet?

A) With a broken tennis racket.
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A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #59 on: October 29, 2011, 11:58:53 AM »
Q) How did CBC spank PPK?

A) A jaguar, a plane, and some royal artifacts in a junkyard.
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Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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