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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #60 on: October 29, 2011, 12:00:45 PM »
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Q) What did Odeon, Scrap and Parts dress as for Halloween?

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #61 on: October 29, 2011, 12:05:53 PM »
Q) What would all the I2 Lovelies say if Trigger asked them for an orgy?

A) A skinny young submissive guy!
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #62 on: October 29, 2011, 12:06:58 PM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 12:05:53 PM
Q) What would all the I2 Lovelies say if Trigger asked them for an orgy?

A) A skinny young submissive guy!

Q) What is Trigger11's true identity?

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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #63 on: October 29, 2011, 12:32:31 PM »
Q) What was the inspiration for They Might Be Giants' most popular song?

A) Canada, oh Canada!!!
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #64 on: October 29, 2011, 05:01:54 PM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 12:32:31 PM
Q) What was the inspiration for They Might Be Giants' most popular song?

A) Canada, oh Canada!!!

Q)  What did the geographically challenged dumb British blonde say when having sex?

A)  Winklestiff.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #65 on: October 29, 2011, 05:06:40 PM »
Q) What do they call the results from that new penile rejuvenation therapy for elderly men?

A) Chocolate Sauce!!! Drenched in Chocolate Sauce!!!
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #66 on: October 29, 2011, 05:11:28 PM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 05:06:40 PM
Q) What do they call the results from that new penile rejuvination therapy for elderly men?

A) Chocolate Sauce!!! Drenched in Chocolate Sauce!!!

Q) What do they use in that new penile rejuvenation therapy for elderly men?

A)  Little Richard and Big Fucking Peter.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #67 on: October 29, 2011, 05:17:40 PM »
Q) Which I2 member's genitals were in a gay softporn video with what musical artist?

A) An unarmed American with healthcare!
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #68 on: October 29, 2011, 06:41:04 PM »


Question:  FUCK YOU


Answer:  FUCK YOU
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #69 on: October 29, 2011, 07:06:38 PM »
Q) What doe an American say when he is proven wrong?

A) 42
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #70 on: October 29, 2011, 08:19:53 PM »
Quote from: Trigger 11 on October 29, 2011, 07:06:38 PM
Q) What doe an American say when he is proven wrong?

A) 42

Q) What do midgets do instead of 69?

A) The computer.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #71 on: October 30, 2011, 06:18:24 AM »
Q)  What is most modern guys' first sexual partner?

A)  Your MOM.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #72 on: March 26, 2012, 02:01:26 AM »
Q: Who made me bump this thread?



A: It is not locked.
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #73 on: March 26, 2012, 02:24:03 AM »
Q: What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe & everything?

A: I did! lol
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Re: If this is the answer, what is the question?
« Reply #74 on: July 02, 2013, 09:31:00 PM »
Q: Who farted?

A: McJagger
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