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OOPS, Never again
« on: October 28, 2010, 08:27:07 AM »
This is the second time I started a thread and jumped the gun on someone's birthdate.   :duh:  :duh:  :duh: 

I keep going to the profile and reading the local date info as someone's birthday.  So, the Queen will now leave such announcements to her social staff.
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Re: OOPS, Never again
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2010, 08:30:00 AM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 28, 2010, 08:27:07 AM
This is the second time I started a thread and jumped the gun on someone's birthdate.   :duh:  :duh:  :duh: 

I keep going to the profile and reading the local date info as someone's birthday.  So, the Queen will now leave such announcements to her social staff.

It's OK, Your Majesty, an early birthday thread is better than none.  :viking:
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Re: OOPS, Never again
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2010, 10:13:57 AM »
you need a fat penis inside you to give you back your memory!
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Re: OOPS, Never again
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2010, 01:23:16 PM »
Quote from: richard on October 28, 2010, 10:13:57 AM
you need a fat penis inside you to give you back your memory!

My brains are not located that far down in my body.  I'm afraid you need an anatomy lesson.  I hear Jack the Ripper gives cut-rate lessons.  Humour all the way here.   
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Re: OOPS, Never again
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2010, 01:25:31 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 28, 2010, 01:23:16 PM
Quote from: richard on October 28, 2010, 10:13:57 AM
you need a fat penis inside you to give you back your memory!

My brains are not located that far down in my body.  I'm afraid you need an anatomy lesson.  I hear Jack the Ripper gives cut-rate lessons.  Humour all the way here.   

LOL "cut" rate lessons. :LOL:
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Re: OOPS, Never again
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2010, 03:11:16 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 28, 2010, 01:23:16 PM
My brains are not located that far down in my body.  I'm afraid you need an anatomy lesson.
oh fuck yeah. give me one please! i need a good illistration of how pussys work  :thumbup: :green:
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Re: OOPS, Never again
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2010, 03:15:31 PM »
Quote from: richard on October 28, 2010, 03:11:16 PM
Quote from: Weakling on October 28, 2010, 01:23:16 PM
My brains are not located that far down in my body.  I'm afraid you need an anatomy lesson.
oh fuck yeah. give me one please! i need a good illistration of how pussys work  :thumbup: :green:
google it?
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Re: OOPS, Never again
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2010, 03:17:17 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 28, 2010, 08:27:07 AM
This is the second time I started a thread and jumped the gun on someone's birthdate.   :duh:  :duh:  :duh: 

I keep going to the profile and reading the local date info as someone's birthday.  So, the Queen will now leave such announcements to her social staff.

It was just a few days early.  I don't think that's a problem, really.  If people send birthday cards by snail mail, they are often a few days early, anyway.
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Re: OOPS, Never again
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2010, 06:09:51 PM »
Quote from: richard on October 28, 2010, 03:11:16 PM
Quote from: Weakling on October 28, 2010, 01:23:16 PM
My brains are not located that far down in my body.  I'm afraid you need an anatomy lesson.
oh fuck yeah. give me one please! i need a good illistration of how pussys work  :thumbup: :green:

You definitely need some lessons.   The pussy doesn't work, the penis does.  All we have to do is lie there and think of England.
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Re: OOPS, Never again
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2010, 06:12:06 PM »
kittens are great but they're just not boobs :(
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Re: OOPS, Never again
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2010, 07:11:44 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 28, 2010, 06:09:51 PM
You definitely need some lessons.   The pussy doesn't work, the penis does.  All we have to do is lie there and think of England.
i just came in my pants. thanks  :laugh:
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Re: OOPS, Never again
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2010, 07:22:34 PM »
Quote from: Dmitri on October 28, 2010, 06:12:06 PM
kittens are great but they're just not boobs :(

 :plus:  Ladies and gentlemen, this may be my new sig one day!  :rofl:
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