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Offline QuirkyLarval

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Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« on: October 08, 2006, 11:28:55 AM »
Seriously, its not the religion itself that creates fanatics. Even peaceful religions like Daoism and Buddhism have had its fair share fanatics.

The world can be thought of as being split into two groups - those who want to get along and those who don't. We need to make the first group bigger and the second smaller.

Oops. I generalized!!! GOSH NOW I'M A FANATIC I SHOULD START A NEW RELIGION CALLED DUALISM AND PROMOTE THIS FANATICLY!!

Oh wait, dualism is taken. :P

Oh well. Where was I? Oh yes, YOU MUST OBEY THE GOSPEL OF THE FLYING SPAGETTI MONSTER OR YOU WILL BE DESTROYED. RAmen!
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2006, 11:32:10 AM »
If you're a true Pastafarian where's your special hat??  :P

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2006, 11:32:45 AM »
-1 for spelling errors and for not being a very funny topic.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2006, 11:39:10 AM »
+1 Larval, for being a bigger person than peaguy.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2006, 12:25:06 PM »
+ for another tongue-in-cheek thread.  Were you touched by its noodly appendage?

I think the Christianity one was tongue-in-cheek as well, QuirkyLarval.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2006, 12:37:00 PM »
last week i thithed a jar of pesto at my church.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2006, 12:57:11 PM »
* Nomaken squints at larval.

Quit saying things that make sense, it fucks up my view of reality.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2006, 02:02:47 PM »
MY religion is the best.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2006, 02:31:34 PM »
Quote from: Crusader on October 08, 2006, 02:02:47 PM
MY religion is the best.

God's on my side,
Just we two,
And we turn our backs on you!

 ;D  :flamer:
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2006, 02:41:29 PM »
Quote from: Crusader on October 08, 2006, 02:02:47 PM
MY religion is the best.

My religion is the EASIEST.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2006, 02:44:21 PM »
mine is both the sexiest, and the most expensive (i particularly approve of the latter as it keeps out the riff raff and hoi polloi).
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2006, 02:49:39 PM »
What makes it so expensive?
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2006, 02:52:29 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 08, 2006, 02:41:29 PM
Quote from: Crusader on October 08, 2006, 02:02:47 PM
MY religion is the best.

My religion is the EASIEST.

My religion is the most fun.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2006, 02:53:22 PM »
Quote from: odeon on October 08, 2006, 02:49:39 PM
What makes it so expensive?

no idea.  i made it up.  and mine's the most fun too, mcj.  so you're wrong.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2006, 02:53:44 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on October 08, 2006, 02:52:29 PM
Quote from: odeon on October 08, 2006, 02:41:29 PM
Quote from: Crusader on October 08, 2006, 02:02:47 PM
MY religion is the best.

My religion is the EASIEST.

My religion is the most fun.

My religion is not your religion.
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