Things you can sit on alphabet game

[Walkie]

Whoops...I meant that as a joke, but forgot briefly the title of the thread. Jack doesn’t sound as funny.

true dat!  well, that  two people I've caught out starting with the wrong letter (you and QV) so I spose i ought to join in, to be fair. I'm almost certain to make a silly mistake  before long (I have a talent for 'em)

Log.

(nope, not funny I know, i just couldn't think of a funny answer. Not one that begins with "L" anyways)

[Fun With Matches]

Loo?

I can’t think of anything funny beginning with M.

Mat.

[Queen Victoria]

napkin

[Walkie]

Loo?

oh! ofc! I know a song about that!
Loo, loo, sit on the loo
Loo , loo sit on the loo
Loo , loo , sit on the loo,
Sit on the loo, my darling.
Now ..O... ah!

Orange!
(health warning: but you might need to have it surgically removed  afterwards)

[Trigger 11]

POTUS’ hair piece!!!