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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #90 on: November 24, 2010, 12:39:45 PM »
I was desperate for hours so I ended up getting up early (about 5pm)

Now I have to wait ages for the football. watching the simpsons

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #91 on: December 01, 2010, 12:26:52 PM »
I have to pee, but i dont want to :laugh:

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #92 on: January 29, 2011, 06:55:54 PM »
Damn, this one took long to find.

My bladder is about to burst.

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #93 on: January 29, 2011, 06:57:27 PM »
I don't need to pee at all right now

Which is good, as my mum isn't here

(whoever resorts to making the first joke about this is a poofter)

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #94 on: January 29, 2011, 10:21:45 PM »
this thread is sexy

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #95 on: January 29, 2011, 10:23:54 PM »
I don't need to pee at all right now

Which is good, as my mum isn't here

(whoever resorts to making the first joke about this is a poofter)

You make a thread about peeing, then complain that people post in a thread about th weather??  :zombiefuck:

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #96 on: January 30, 2011, 12:54:58 AM »
I don't need to pee at all right now

Which is good, as my mum isn't here

(whoever resorts to making the first joke about this is a poofter)
Does your mum need to supervise you having a pee? :-\
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #97 on: January 30, 2011, 01:07:11 PM »
I don't need to pee at all right now

Which is good, as my mum isn't here

(whoever resorts to making the first joke about this is a poofter)

Why does it matter whether or not your mum is there when you need to pee? 

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #98 on: January 31, 2011, 10:12:15 PM »
I don't need to pee at all right now

Which is good, as my mum isn't here

(whoever resorts to making the first joke about this is a poofter)

Why does it matter whether or not your mum is there when you need to pee? 

Soph always showers after peeing. I assume that his mother would be critical of this behavior pattern.
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #99 on: January 31, 2011, 10:14:10 PM »
That specific day I didn't know if there were towels in the bathroom or not, so had to wait for my mum to come back

If I'd gone in there and found out there weren't any towels then it'd have been too late :P

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #100 on: January 31, 2011, 10:14:36 PM »
And yeah my mum definitely doesn't approve of my OCD, she'll be happy when I get rid of it lol

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #101 on: February 01, 2011, 05:42:03 AM »
That specific day I didn't know if there were towels in the bathroom or not, so had to wait for my mum to come back

If I'd gone in there and found out there weren't any towels then it'd have been too late :P
Only thing I can think of if it happens again is if you get some clean towels and take them into the bathroom with you so you won't get stuck having a shower without towels.
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #102 on: February 01, 2011, 10:29:19 AM »
Yedah I would have done that but I wasn't sure where the towels were. They're somewhere in my brother's bedroom but if I go over there I have to go over near the bathroom so woulda felt like I needed to get a shower and if I then couldn't find the towels I'd be fucked

This (well similar) actually happened last night lol

I dealt with it well though as I was lucky - I wasn't desperate to pee so I managed to walk out of the bathroom, go downstairs and ring my mum :o

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #103 on: February 01, 2011, 08:36:51 PM »
You walked out of the bathroom without getting a shower. :thumbup:
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #104 on: February 01, 2011, 08:45:22 PM »
You walked out of the bathroom without getting a shower. :thumbup:

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