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Offline Squidusa

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #75 on: April 18, 2011, 09:08:46 PM »
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Btw.

Me when I'm angry:



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Do you dress like Mileena? :orly:

Maaaaaaaybe.  :toporly:

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Btw.

Me when I'm angry:



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I see that bite technique you mentioned earlier works pretty well. You are a ruthless cephalopod bitch.  :thumbup: :viking:

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I heard the beak gets sharpened on coral reef. :nerd:

I assume that is just his stage name.

   :evilplus:   Oh SNAP!  Quick comeback!  Maybe Squiddy will tell us more when he reads this!

Oh hell how'd you find my old stripper name?  :zombiefuck:
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #76 on: April 19, 2011, 05:12:14 AM »
Ive had to fight a few times. Just last summer I got into a fight. I dunno why anyone would even try fighting me. it's pretty much suicide.





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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #77 on: April 19, 2011, 05:51:06 AM »
I heard suicide is painless. :laugh:
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
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I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #78 on: April 19, 2011, 06:02:21 AM »
Not suicide by eris.  >:D
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #79 on: April 19, 2011, 06:26:30 AM »
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #80 on: April 19, 2011, 06:40:50 AM »
Ehhh its hype.               
*beats his chest, sits down, pulls eris into his lap and pops a stiffy* ;)
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #81 on: April 19, 2011, 06:46:23 AM »
 :-*

what is hype ? suicide ? cause fighting eris isnt hype. it is serious bizniss.


I broke a girls nose once. There was blood everywhere. Ruined my shirt.

This being said, it takes a lot to get to me actually use my fists on someone.

 only ever lost one fight in my life, and thats when i was 11 and she was 16.

Other than that ???

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #82 on: April 19, 2011, 07:01:34 AM »
Shhhh babe.  :-*

*runs fingers through her hair, flexes his cock*
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #83 on: April 19, 2011, 07:13:43 AM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 19, 2011, 07:01:34 AM
Shhhh babe.  :-*

*runs fingers through her hair, flexes his cock*



flexes ? does it do that by itself ?
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #84 on: April 19, 2011, 07:16:49 AM »
 :angel:
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #85 on: April 19, 2011, 07:20:41 AM »
wow  :o




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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #86 on: April 19, 2011, 07:24:24 AM »
Shh.  :laugh:
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"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #87 on: April 19, 2011, 07:26:41 AM »
 ;)
« Last Edit: April 19, 2011, 07:32:26 AM by eris »
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #88 on: April 19, 2011, 07:43:57 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 01, 2006, 10:23:12 PM
I am assuming the person is larger and stronger than I am.  If they were threatening my life or my daughter's life or safety and I could not get my daughter out of danger in any other way, then I would kick them hard where it would hurt a lot.  I have taken karate and I can kick very well because I have strong legs.  If that was sufficient to get myself and my daughter out of danger then I would leave them alone.  If not, then I would hurt them again and again until they left us alone so that we could get away or until I was dead.

My, you really ARE deadly. I like it! :2thumbsup:
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #89 on: April 19, 2011, 07:45:19 AM »
Quote from: MCalavera on April 19, 2011, 07:43:57 AM
Quote from: Callaway on October 01, 2006, 10:23:12 PM
I am assuming the person is larger and stronger than I am.  If they were threatening my life or my daughter's life or safety and I could not get my daughter out of danger in any other way, then I would kick them hard where it would hurt a lot.  I have taken karate and I can kick very well because I have strong legs.  If that was sufficient to get myself and my daughter out of danger then I would leave them alone.  If not, then I would hurt them again and again until they left us alone so that we could get away or until I was dead.

My, you really ARE deadly. I like it! :2thumbsup:

   :agreed:   She has that mother-lion ferocity when needed.
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