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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #60 on: April 18, 2011, 04:24:53 PM »
America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH. :pirate: :smarty:

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  ;)

And that fish is AMERICA! :arrr:

Nope theres probably someone bigger than them too. (Doesn't have to be human)
I mean it doesn't take much to wipe out a nation , Nuclear Warfare , a Flu Pandemic , etc.

You're not as tough as you may think.  ;)

* Semicolon considers making :penis: joke.

At least we're tougher than you are. You don't have to outrun the bear; you just have to outrun your friend. :P
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #61 on: April 18, 2011, 04:24:58 PM »
America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH. :pirate: :smarty:

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  ;)

   Run, cephalopod smartass, RUN!    :shark:

Other way around Lady weeble I'm afraid.

I bewitch the sharks , then devour them whole.  :eyelash:

Dear heart, you are only a skinny 5'8" being, you cannot possibly devour an entire shark.  :hug:

I get very hungry.  :P

Indeed my dear squid,  they forget

It's not the size of the dog in the fight
It's the size of the fight in the dog
:doggie:
blah blah blah

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #62 on: April 18, 2011, 04:26:43 PM »
America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH. :pirate: :smarty:

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  ;)

   Run, cephalopod smartass, RUN!    :shark:

Other way around Lady weeble I'm afraid.

I bewitch the sharks , then devour them whole.  :eyelash:

Dear heart, you are only a skinny 5'8" being, you cannot possibly devour an entire shark.  :hug:

I get very hungry.  :P

  *pats*   I know you did, dear.  It's a very cute story.   :hug:

I thought CBC would have better advice regarding ass-kicking.  She must be shy about her days as a deathmatch cage-weeble  :autism:

   :lol:  So silly! Weebles don't fight in those cages, we just wobble around and tap foreheads together! People love it!
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #63 on: April 18, 2011, 04:27:27 PM »
America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH. :pirate: :smarty:

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  ;)

   Run, cephalopod smartass, RUN!    :shark:

Other way around Lady weeble I'm afraid.

I bewitch the sharks , then devour them whole.  :eyelash:

Dear heart, you are only a skinny 5'8" being, you cannot possibly devour an entire shark.  :hug:

I get very hungry.  :P

Indeed my dear squid,  they forget

It's not the size of the dog in the fight
It's the size of the fight in the dog
:doggie:

It's not the size of the fight in the dog; it's the caliber of the bullet in the rifle. :tooledup: :laugh:
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #64 on: April 18, 2011, 05:01:27 PM »
America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH. :pirate: :smarty:

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  ;)

And that fish is AMERICA! :arrr:

Nope theres probably someone bigger than them too. (Doesn't have to be human)
I mean it doesn't take much to wipe out a nation , Nuclear Warfare , a Flu Pandemic , etc.

You're not as tough as you may think.  ;)

* Semicolon considers making :penis: joke.

At least we're tougher than you are. You don't have to outrun the bear; you just have to outrun your friend. :P

But that's all america has really isn't it?
"We're tougher than you are" , if thats the case why the need to flaunt your toughness so much?.  :zoinks:

And lol at the penis joke.   :lol:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #65 on: April 18, 2011, 05:03:08 PM »
Btw.

Me when I'm angry:



 :lol:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #66 on: April 18, 2011, 07:18:01 PM »
Btw.

Me when I'm angry:



 :lol:

Do you dress like Mileena? :orly:
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #67 on: April 18, 2011, 07:19:10 PM »
America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH. :pirate: :smarty:

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  ;)

And that fish is AMERICA! :arrr:

Nope theres probably someone bigger than them too. (Doesn't have to be human)
I mean it doesn't take much to wipe out a nation , Nuclear Warfare , a Flu Pandemic , etc.

You're not as tough as you may think.  ;)

* Semicolon considers making :penis: joke.

At least we're tougher than you are. You don't have to outrun the bear; you just have to outrun your friend. :P

But that's all america has really isn't it?
"We're tougher than you are" , if thats the case why the need to flaunt your toughness so much?.  :zoinks:

And lol at the penis joke.   :lol:

We also have enough nuclear bombs to kill millions of people.
I2 has a smiley for everything. Even a hamster wheel. :hamsterwheel:

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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #68 on: April 18, 2011, 08:09:05 PM »

We also have enough nuclear bombs to kill millions of people.

So does Pakistan for that matter.  It only takes one if it goes off in Manhattan, Mexico City, Shanghai, Delhi, Mumbai, Seoul or Tokyo.

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #69 on: April 18, 2011, 08:11:31 PM »
Btw.

Me when I'm angry:



 :lol:
I see that bite technique you mentioned earlier works pretty well. You are a ruthless cephalopod bitch.  :thumbup: :viking:

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #70 on: April 18, 2011, 08:16:16 PM »
Btw.

Me when I'm angry:



 :lol:
I see that bite technique you mentioned earlier works pretty well. You are a ruthless cephalopod bitch.  :thumbup: :viking:

  AND he has a BEAK!  You can't beat the beak!   :orly:
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #71 on: April 18, 2011, 08:34:31 PM »
I heard the beak gets sharpened on coral reef. :nerd:

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #72 on: April 18, 2011, 08:35:25 PM »
I heard the beak gets sharpened on coral reef. :nerd:

I assume that is just his stage name.

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #73 on: April 18, 2011, 08:41:15 PM »
I heard the beak gets sharpened on coral reef. :nerd:

I assume that is just his stage name.

   :evilplus:   Oh SNAP!  Quick comeback!  Maybe Squiddy will tell us more when he reads this!
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #74 on: April 18, 2011, 08:46:24 PM »
I heard the beak gets sharpened on coral reef. :nerd:

I assume that is just his stage name.
:lol: