How would you kick someones ass?

[RageBeoulve]

The colonies and the failed empire suck equally. Whats to argue about?

[Semicolon]

America is a WORLD SUPERPOWAH and Britain isn't.

[bodie]

or...if you are a bit of a weakling,  just pay someone to do it for you

Typical British thinking.

At least we're never late for a fight. 

...and we try to aim at the enemy,  and not for our allies

[Squidusa]

America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH.

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  

[bodie]

America is no WORLD SUPERPOWAH and Britain is.

fixed again

["couldbecousin"]

America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH.

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  

   Run, cephalopod smartass, RUN!   

[Squidusa]

America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH.

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  

   Run, cephalopod smartass, RUN!   

Other way around Lady weeble I'm afraid.

I bewitch the sharks , then devour them whole. 

[Semicolon]

America is no WORLD SUPERPOWAH and Britain is.

fixed again

The history of the Royal Navy is not enough to make Britain a superpower. How many colonies has Britain had throughout history? How many does it have now?

["couldbecousin"]

America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH.

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  

   Run, cephalopod smartass, RUN!   

Other way around Lady weeble I'm afraid.

I bewitch the sharks , then devour them whole. 

Dear heart, you are only a skinny 5'8" being, you cannot possibly devour an entire shark. 

[Semicolon]

America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH.

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  

And that fish is AMERICA!

[Semicolon]

America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH.

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  

   Run, cephalopod smartass, RUN!   

Other way around Lady weeble I'm afraid.

I bewitch the sharks , then devour them whole. 

Dear heart, you are only a skinny 5'8" being, you cannot possibly devour an entire shark. 

[Squidusa]

America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH.

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  

   Run, cephalopod smartass, RUN!   

Other way around Lady weeble I'm afraid.

I bewitch the sharks , then devour them whole. 

Dear heart, you are only a skinny 5'8" being, you cannot possibly devour an entire shark. 

I get very hungry. 

[Squidusa]

America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH.

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  

And that fish is AMERICA!

Nope theres probably someone bigger than them too. (Doesn't have to be human)
I mean it doesn't take much to wipe out a nation , Nuclear Warfare , a Flu Pandemic , etc.

You're not as tough as you may think. 

["couldbecousin"]

America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH.

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  

   Run, cephalopod smartass, RUN!   

Other way around Lady weeble I'm afraid.

I bewitch the sharks , then devour them whole. 

Dear heart, you are only a skinny 5'8" being, you cannot possibly devour an entire shark. 

I get very hungry. 

  *pats*   I know you did, dear.  It's a very cute story.   

[midlifeaspie]

America thinks they are a WORLD SUPERPOWAH.

Fixed.

Theres always a bigger fish , never get too confident in your apparent invunerability.  

   Run, cephalopod smartass, RUN!   

Other way around Lady weeble I'm afraid.

I bewitch the sharks , then devour them whole. 

Dear heart, you are only a skinny 5'8" being, you cannot possibly devour an entire shark. 

I get very hungry. 

  *pats*   I know you did, dear.  It's a very cute story.   

I thought CBC would have better advice regarding ass-kicking.  She must be shy about her days as a deathmatch cage-weeble