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Offline odeon

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Re: One thing...
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2010, 03:29:04 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 15, 2010, 10:43:46 AM
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU LORD!  Now none of the women here will have to worry about you wanting to have sex with us.

And the rest of us can rest assured of his DNA dying with him.
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Re: One thing...
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2010, 05:10:14 PM »
Quote from: General Razorbeard on October 15, 2010, 12:55:51 PM
During sexual activity, the vagina produces slimy goo :(

That's a bad thing?
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Re: One thing...
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2010, 05:28:00 PM »
Quote from: Shleed. on October 15, 2010, 05:10:14 PM
Quote from: General Razorbeard on October 15, 2010, 12:55:51 PM
During sexual activity, the vagina produces slimy goo :(

That's a bad thing?

Not for me.

Some men in South Africa, Zambia, Zimbabwe and Malawi seem to prefer vaginas to be dry as parchment, and the women use herbs to achieve that.
Not only can I not see the appeal of having sex completely dry, but it also enhances the chances for a HIV contamination.
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Re: One thing...
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2010, 10:21:22 PM »
OP is a double faggot. What more needs to be said?
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: One thing...
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2010, 10:39:51 PM »
I love vaginas 8)
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Re: One thing...
« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2010, 12:13:04 AM »
Quote from: General Razorbeard on October 15, 2010, 12:55:51 PM
During sexual activity, the vagina produces slimy goo :(

So does a cock. Its called precum.
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Re: One thing...
« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2010, 02:04:51 AM »
razortwunt: another dedication

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Re: One thing...
« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2010, 02:11:29 AM »
Quote from: General Razorbeard on October 15, 2010, 12:55:51 PM
During sexual activity, the vagina produces slimy goo :(

How would you know?

You're gay and you're a virgin. Now go away, or I shall taunt you yet another time.  :hahaha:
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Re: One thing...
« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2010, 02:39:49 AM »
I'm not a virgin.
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Re: One thing...
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2010, 02:44:22 AM »
Quote from: General Razorbeard on October 16, 2010, 02:39:49 AM
I'm not a virgin.

Oh that's right, your face is pretty fucked.
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Re: One thing...
« Reply #25 on: October 16, 2010, 03:13:17 AM »
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: One thing...
« Reply #26 on: October 16, 2010, 04:18:57 AM »
Most aspies are virgins for life, maybe 50% of the people here are, but I'm not.
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Re: One thing...
« Reply #27 on: October 16, 2010, 04:20:43 AM »
Quote from: General Razorbeard on October 16, 2010, 04:18:57 AM
Most aspies are virgins for life, maybe 50% of the people here are, but I'm not.

oh come on..you don;t have to be ashamed! it's not a sin to be a virgin..:D
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Re: One thing...
« Reply #28 on: October 16, 2010, 07:11:49 AM »
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Re: One thing...
« Reply #29 on: October 16, 2010, 10:43:54 AM »
Quote from: kaileen on October 16, 2010, 04:20:43 AM
Quote from: General Razorbeard on October 16, 2010, 04:18:57 AM
Most aspies are virgins for life, maybe 50% of the people here are, but I'm not.

oh come on..you don;t have to be ashamed! it's not a sin to be a virgin..:D

Razortwunt is vergin' on the ridiculous if anything.
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