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I peed a little while I was having sex. I didn't even feel it and my husband told me "Did you just pee?" and after we were done he smelled the spot and said it smelled like piss. It was just a little bit. I still wonder if it was a sweat spot since there were two other wet spots on the bed and I sniffed one of them and I smelled nothing. He had a condom on too so it can't be cum. Maybe it was sweat. Okay so I peed and I leak urine sometimes.
Quote from: Trigger 11 on November 06, 2011, 11:02:12 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on November 06, 2011, 10:58:11 AMQuote from: Trigger 11 on November 06, 2011, 10:56:58 AMI thought it was a European candy or something. I am a sucker for romantic comedies myself, but am mostly a science fiction/comic book action heroe kind of guy. I own the Alien Quadrilogy, that is great for science fiction AND action fans! Alien? I watched that on cable when I was in Elementary School late at night wauting for my dad to return after six months of being gone on a submarine with no communication. Only movie to ever give me nightmares. How much of the fear came from the movie itself, and how much came from the parallels between your dad's submarine situation and the situation aboard the Nostromo ?
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 06, 2011, 10:58:11 AMQuote from: Trigger 11 on November 06, 2011, 10:56:58 AMI thought it was a European candy or something. I am a sucker for romantic comedies myself, but am mostly a science fiction/comic book action heroe kind of guy. I own the Alien Quadrilogy, that is great for science fiction AND action fans! Alien? I watched that on cable when I was in Elementary School late at night wauting for my dad to return after six months of being gone on a submarine with no communication. Only movie to ever give me nightmares.
Quote from: Trigger 11 on November 06, 2011, 10:56:58 AMI thought it was a European candy or something. I am a sucker for romantic comedies myself, but am mostly a science fiction/comic book action heroe kind of guy. I own the Alien Quadrilogy, that is great for science fiction AND action fans!
I thought it was a European candy or something. I am a sucker for romantic comedies myself, but am mostly a science fiction/comic book action heroe kind of guy.
Quote from: Oddball on November 06, 2011, 11:27:27 AMI peed a little while I was having sex. I didn't even feel it and my husband told me "Did you just pee?" and after we were done he smelled the spot and said it smelled like piss. It was just a little bit. I still wonder if it was a sweat spot since there were two other wet spots on the bed and I sniffed one of them and I smelled nothing. He had a condom on too so it can't be cum. Maybe it was sweat. Okay so I peed and I leak urine sometimes.I wonder if the fluid was female ejaculate.http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/female_ejaculation.htm
All women have a functional prostate gland, about the size of their thumb, that surrounds their urethra. (Important Note: A medical article published in August 2011 indicates that while all women have "gland-like" structures surrounding their urethra, only 50% may have "a female prostate". Read more) Just like the male prostate, it produces fluid, beginning at puberty. Within the prostate gland there can be an area of increased sensitivity, more commonly referred to as the G-Spot. The G-Spot is located somewhere along the length of the urethra. When the prostate gland is stimulated, many women experience female ejaculation, and a distinctive type of orgasm, a vaginal orgasm, one that is different from that experienced during clitoral stimulation alone. Some women cum, as in ejaculate, during sexual arousal, prior to orgasm, even without G-Spot stimulation. There is muscle tissue that surrounds the prostate gland that contracts during orgasm, potentially expelling its contents. There is some debate about the origin of all the fluid that is released during female ejaculation, as the prostate gland itself is relatively small, yet some women release up to two cups of liquid. Nevertheless, the liquid released during female ejaculation is not the same as urine. The best way to stimulate the G-Spot is through rhythmic massage with fingers, a penis, or dildo. It may take practice to locate and connect with the G-Spot, and to learn how to experience vaginal orgasms that are accompanied by female ejaculation. G-Spot and vaginal orgasms aren't nearly as common as clitoral orgasms, some women always experience them, others never.
Vibrators make me squirt.
I am a waster ... of time, of money, of opportunities, of paper goods and electricity, most of all of my supposed potential, as nebulous as that is. It was great fun to be a carefree dumbass when I first moved to the city at age 22, but at 45 I have to do better.
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 06, 2011, 05:06:45 PM I am a waster ... of time, of money, of opportunities, of paper goods and electricity, most of all of my supposed potential, as nebulous as that is. It was great fun to be a carefree dumbass when I first moved to the city at age 22, but at 45 I have to do better. Wait until you're 62 with that embarrassment/disgust.
Quote from: Trigger 11 on November 06, 2011, 10:56:58 AMI thought it was a European candy or something. I am a sucker for romantic comedies myself, but am mostly a science fiction/comic book action heroe kind of guy.I own the Alien Quadrilogy, that is great for science fiction AND action fans!
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 06, 2011, 10:58:11 AMQuote from: Trigger 11 on November 06, 2011, 10:56:58 AMI thought it was a European candy or something. I am a sucker for romantic comedies myself, but am mostly a science fiction/comic book action heroe kind of guy.I own the Alien Quadrilogy, that is great for science fiction AND action fans! You don't find parts of that gross? I couldn't even watch the first one all the way through.
I would have killed that damn oppossum if I'd had a chance to get a good swipe at it.