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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #510 on: October 23, 2011, 03:26:35 AM »
For some patients the insertion and removal of a catheter causes excruciating pain, so a topical anesthetic is used.

Sounds lovely.
I think the end of the plastic tube can feel pretty sharp when going in. And they would just be pushing it in, it wouldn't be gently guided or anything.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #511 on: October 23, 2011, 03:52:38 AM »
I've had them in me a few times. I remember being in 6th grade and I couldn't pee so I had to have a catheter put in to drain out my bladder. Then it turned out my medicine dosage was too high so they lowered it and I was able to pee again. I remember it did hurt but the second time I had it done, it didn't hurt.

But I still want to try them but I hear they make you lose bladder control if you mis use them. Plus you have to change the tube and I have watched videos on it and it looked too much work to handle. I had it put in me when I had my baby to drain out my bladder because I had no feeling down there. I had it done there a couple times. But I have never had it left in me, only put in and taken out.

I did forget I had catheters done on me before and then I remembered. Some people with diaper fetishes have used them so they be temporary incontinent by dripping pee in their diapers until medical stores started to require doctor notes for them. Even I wanted to try it. That's when I got told that can make you lose bladder control.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #512 on: October 23, 2011, 06:09:59 AM »
For some patients the insertion and removal of a catheter causes excruciating pain, so a topical anesthetic is used.

Sounds lovely.
I think the end of the plastic tube can feel pretty sharp when going in. And they would just be pushing it in, it wouldn't be gently guided or anything.

There's a nerve that runs along the underside of my penis and through the frenulum, and if I lightly squeeze my penis between 2 fingers while it's flacid to put pressure on the urethra, it stimulates that nerve and causes an unpleasant sensation with sharp twinges of pain.  I can easily imagine catheterisation causing intense pain through stimulation of that nerve.  I wonder if there's a difference in the discomfort experienced by circumcised versus uncircumcised men, since I think that nerve gets cut during circumcision.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #513 on: October 23, 2011, 12:51:36 PM »
I've had them in me a few times. I remember being in 6th grade and I couldn't pee so I had to have a catheter put in to drain out my bladder. Then it turned out my medicine dosage was too high so they lowered it and I was able to pee again. I remember it did hurt but the second time I had it done, it didn't hurt.

But I still want to try them but I hear they make you lose bladder control if you mis use them. Plus you have to change the tube and I have watched videos on it and it looked too much work to handle. I had it put in me when I had my baby to drain out my bladder because I had no feeling down there. I had it done there a couple times. But I have never had it left in me, only put in and taken out.

I did forget I had catheters done on me before and then I remembered. Some people with diaper fetishes have used them so they be temporary incontinent by dripping pee in their diapers until medical stores started to require doctor notes for them. Even I wanted to try it. That's when I got told that can make you lose bladder control.

I have been catheterized a few times as well, and the insertion hurt the times that I was awake for it.  I think that it wouldn't be any fun at all and you also have a good change of pushing bacteria into your bladder if you don't use aseptic technique.  Add that to a possible loss of bladder control and I think it would be a very bad idea to do it for "fun".

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #514 on: October 23, 2011, 01:08:36 PM »


The first surgery I had for kidney stones, they went in through the urethra. They must not have used enough anesthesia to knock me out enough, because I awoke to see two people holding my cock and shoving what looked like a garden hose in it. I remember saying "OOOWWWWWW", then a gloved hand pushed my head back. Then I woke a couple hours later and vomited up my spleen.


If you think you want to shove something in there for fun, let me tell you it isn't.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #515 on: October 23, 2011, 01:51:39 PM »
I've had them in me a few times. I remember being in 6th grade and I couldn't pee so I had to have a catheter put in to drain out my bladder. Then it turned out my medicine dosage was too high so they lowered it and I was able to pee again. I remember it did hurt but the second time I had it done, it didn't hurt.

But I still want to try them but I hear they make you lose bladder control if you mis use them. Plus you have to change the tube and I have watched videos on it and it looked too much work to handle. I had it put in me when I had my baby to drain out my bladder because I had no feeling down there. I had it done there a couple times. But I have never had it left in me, only put in and taken out.

I did forget I had catheters done on me before and then I remembered. Some people with diaper fetishes have used them so they be temporary incontinent by dripping pee in their diapers until medical stores started to require doctor notes for them. Even I wanted to try it. That's when I got told that can make you lose bladder control.

*Imagines someone in a diaper trying to score a bag of catheters from a shady-looking guy down an alley.*
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #516 on: October 23, 2011, 02:39:46 PM »


The first surgery I had for kidney stones, they went in through the urethra. They must not have used enough anesthesia to knock me out enough, because I awoke to see two people holding my cock and shoving what looked like a garden hose in it. I remember saying "OOOWWWWWW", then a gloved hand pushed my head back. Then I woke a couple hours later and vomited up my spleen.


If you think you want to shove something in there for fun, let me tell you it isn't.

 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

Did you seriously vomit up your spleen or is that an expression?
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #517 on: October 23, 2011, 02:42:02 PM »




The first surgery I had for kidney stones, they went in through the urethra. They must not have used enough anesthesia to knock me out enough, because I awoke to see two people holding my cock and shoving what looked like a garden hose in it. I remember saying "OOOWWWWWW", then a gloved hand pushed my head back. Then I woke a couple hours later and vomited up my spleen.


If you think you want to shove something in there for fun, let me tell you it isn't.

 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

Did you seriously vomit up your spleen or is that an expression?


Just an expression. I don't think that would actually be possible, would it?

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #518 on: October 23, 2011, 03:30:24 PM »




The first surgery I had for kidney stones, they went in through the urethra. They must not have used enough anesthesia to knock me out enough, because I awoke to see two people holding my cock and shoving what looked like a garden hose in it. I remember saying "OOOWWWWWW", then a gloved hand pushed my head back. Then I woke a couple hours later and vomited up my spleen.


If you think you want to shove something in there for fun, let me tell you it isn't.

 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

Did you seriously vomit up your spleen or is that an expression?


Just an expression. I don't think that would actually be possible, would it?

Depends on how bad the surgeon was.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #519 on: October 23, 2011, 03:35:37 PM »
Thank you for the vivid imagery. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #520 on: October 23, 2011, 04:24:51 PM »




The first surgery I had for kidney stones, they went in through the urethra. They must not have used enough anesthesia to knock me out enough, because I awoke to see two people holding my cock and shoving what looked like a garden hose in it. I remember saying "OOOWWWWWW", then a gloved hand pushed my head back. Then I woke a couple hours later and vomited up my spleen.


If you think you want to shove something in there for fun, let me tell you it isn't.

 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:

Did you seriously vomit up your spleen or is that an expression?


Just an expression. I don't think that would actually be possible, would it?

Depends on how bad the surgeon was.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #521 on: October 24, 2011, 06:08:52 AM »
For some patients the insertion and removal of a catheter causes excruciating pain, so a topical anesthetic is used.
Sounds lovely.
I think the end of the plastic tube can feel pretty sharp when going in. And they would just be pushing it in, it wouldn't be gently guided or anything.
There's a nerve that runs along the underside of my penis and through the frenulum, and if I lightly squeeze my penis between 2 fingers while it's flacid to put pressure on the urethra, it stimulates that nerve and causes an unpleasant sensation with sharp twinges of pain.  I can easily imagine catheterisation causing intense pain through stimulation of that nerve.  I wonder if there's a difference in the discomfort experienced by circumcised versus uncircumcised men, since I think that nerve gets cut during circumcision.
I have not known any circumcised men so I have no idea. My nephew is going to get circumcision done soon as his foreskin is too tight for him but he is only 3 so I won't be asking him. ;)

My bladder was affected by catheterisation because when I had it the tube got kinked and my bladder filled right up. I couldn't talk as my jaw was wired shut so whenever a nurse came near I pointed at the catheter tube (the part I could see). I was busting by that point and it took a while for me to get the message across because I was still sedated from anaesthetic. When a nurse finally unkinked the catheter...wow the relief. For a few months after I always felt like I needed to pee even when I didn't.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #522 on: October 24, 2011, 02:09:06 PM »
That's awful, renaeden.  I'm glad that it finally got better.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #523 on: October 24, 2011, 03:25:02 PM »
I have a 'thing' for mirrors    i like to see the action :o


Ideally,  i like to follow instructions.  I like to be bossed
about.  Dominated.  Not really into pain,  other than a quick
spanking.  I am a pleaser.

Only in the bedroom area  -  happy to be  an indian and him
to be chief.   Have to be equal in all other matters.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #524 on: October 25, 2011, 08:21:26 AM »
I sometimes bite my toenails :zombiefuck: