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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #360 on: October 19, 2007, 08:51:02 AM »
Quote from: Silent Dunc on October 19, 2007, 08:10:19 AM
As a kid I mastered the art of blocking one nostril and shooting a stream of snot into the gutter.

That image conjured up the song, "Lather" by Jefferson Airplane and the line.

"Putting drumsticks on either side of his nose,
snotting the best licks in town."

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #361 on: November 12, 2007, 08:17:04 PM »
My new dog Marly sleeps under the covers next to me :-[
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #362 on: December 06, 2007, 05:22:38 AM »
Quote from: Richard Wagner on October 19, 2007, 04:23:21 AM
I spit instead of swallowing,
unless there's good reason otherwise.


what's a good reason to spit?
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #363 on: December 07, 2007, 06:19:08 PM »
I can't pee in public bathrooms
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #364 on: December 07, 2007, 08:13:02 PM »
At work, we do various things to break up the monotony of the daily grind, just before the store opens; word games, trivia games, nerf baseball, etc.  Yesterday we played volleyball with a soft, out-of-balance, crazy-bouncing kid's ball. I stopped a fast moving elbow with the bridge of my nose. It didn't bleed or anything, but today, it is very sore!!
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #365 on: December 07, 2007, 08:51:07 PM »
Quote from: USS Constitution on December 06, 2007, 05:22:38 AM
Quote from: Richard Wagner on October 19, 2007, 04:23:21 AM
I spit instead of swallowing,
unless there's good reason otherwise.


what's a good reason to spit?

No, I meant a good reason NOT to.
Like, I'm at a fancy dinner, or something.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #366 on: December 08, 2007, 04:06:22 AM »
so what's not a good reason to spit?

Quote from: Dexter Morgan on December 07, 2007, 06:19:08 PM
I can't pee in public bathrooms

you're a guy. try being a girl. :P i dunno how to pee standing up.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #367 on: December 08, 2007, 06:40:53 AM »
Quote from: USS Constellation on December 07, 2007, 08:51:07 PM
Quote from: USS Constitution on December 06, 2007, 05:22:38 AM
Quote from: Richard Wagner on October 19, 2007, 04:23:21 AM
I spit instead of swallowing,
unless there's good reason otherwise.


what's a good reason to spit?

No, I meant a good reason NOT to.
Like, I'm at a fancy dinner, or something.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #368 on: December 08, 2007, 06:43:37 AM »
I definately would not spit or swallow at a fancy dinner, wouldn't you be arrested for that? Unless we were in the bathroom, in that case I would spit.  :angel:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #369 on: December 08, 2007, 07:03:35 AM »
Quote from: Corrie on December 08, 2007, 06:43:37 AM
I definately would not spit or swallow at a fancy dinner, wouldn't you be arrested for that? Unless we were in the bathroom, in that case I would spit.  :angel:

Create a situation where fancy dinners can happen in the privacy of your own hiome, maybe.

I have shoved expensive shrimp onto the floor to eat pussy, before.


... but that's just mee.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #370 on: December 13, 2007, 04:49:52 PM »
I wore two different shoes to work the other day guess I was a little foggy when I woke up
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #371 on: December 13, 2007, 05:27:01 PM »
Quote from: pieces on December 13, 2007, 04:49:52 PM
I wore two different shoes to work the other day guess I was a little foggy when I woke up

I remember I got halfway to work before realising I had a slipper on one foot once.  :lol:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #372 on: December 13, 2007, 06:34:11 PM »
Quote from: pieces on December 13, 2007, 04:49:52 PM
I wore two different shoes to work the other day guess I was a little foggy when I woke up

Kinda cool, if ya asked me.

I have never left the house like that, but I have done it, trying to hurrry, before.

It is worse than average, when you have several pairs of work boots that are nearly the samme.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #373 on: December 13, 2007, 06:51:10 PM »
i forgot my glasses. i went to school and didn't realize. i also forgot my pants frequently, wearing overalls and then we took them off at the hall and i didn't have inside pants on. i had wool pantyhose. :laugh:

i would wear different pairs of shoes. as long as they were the same shape. i like to wear different colored socks.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #374 on: December 13, 2007, 08:13:11 PM »
I almost never wear matching socks takes to long to sort them and there's always left overs so now I buy gray thermal socks only the top is different and nobody sees that I hope :laugh:
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