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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #315 on: October 16, 2007, 09:52:37 AM »
Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #316 on: October 16, 2007, 12:52:36 PM »
:clap: :clap: :clap:

 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

I don't like clapping much, either.
I can blot it out, usually and it doesn't get to me, but when it gets bad I have to mouth-stim-hum-talk to myself-laugh too loud and so forth. What I usually do to substitute for clapping is I cup my hands and fit them together to make a very loud, but much lower frequency, hollow-sounding clop, kind of like a gorilla chest thump, rather than a clap.

The people around me usually stop and look at me - WTF?

... but at least they stop clapping.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #317 on: October 16, 2007, 12:54:07 PM »
I clap when I get the clap.

I would clop if you got the clap.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #318 on: October 16, 2007, 12:56:53 PM »
I've sucked some back in
my mouth.
My son used to think if he could just swallow it down again, he wouldn't be sick.

I have seen him contain vomit and swallow it again, only to have it heave up once again with even greater force. He was very embarrassed to be vomiting.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #319 on: October 16, 2007, 12:57:54 PM »
Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:

Tell me about it: what a sick bitch.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #320 on: October 16, 2007, 01:04:18 PM »
Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:

Tell me about it: what a sick bitch.

How many two or three year year olds have you known? This fascination is quite common in that age group. I am left wondering as to SG's maturity level, once again.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #321 on: October 16, 2007, 01:04:44 PM »
Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:

Tell me about it: what a sick bitch.

She could have said that she makes little figurines out of it and gives them away as Christmas presents :laugh: 
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #322 on: October 16, 2007, 01:13:28 PM »
:puke:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #323 on: October 16, 2007, 01:34:25 PM »
Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:

Tell me about it: what a sick bitch.

She could have said that she makes little figurines out of it and gives them away as Christmas presents :laugh: 

:LMAO:   :plus:

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #324 on: October 16, 2007, 01:45:10 PM »
Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:

Tell me about it: what a sick bitch.

How many two or three year year olds have you known? This fascination is quite common in that age group. I am left wondering as to SG's maturity level, once again.

I've never wondered about her maturity level, being a student of Dr. Drew Pinski.

Her diaper fascination indicates she suffered severe trauma as a toddler and a large part of her mind is stuck at that stage of development. Only intensive therapy with a shrink who knows how to treat this is going to make her grow out of it.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #325 on: October 16, 2007, 01:59:15 PM »
Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:

Tell me about it: what a sick bitch.

She could have said that she makes little figurines out of it and gives them away as Christmas presents :laugh: 

Kind of like these?

http://www.endangeredfaeces.co.nz/unique-gift-ideas.php



 :laugh:

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #326 on: October 16, 2007, 02:00:36 PM »
/dies

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #327 on: October 16, 2007, 02:08:14 PM »
:yikes:  :puke:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #328 on: October 16, 2007, 02:49:42 PM »
Or read about it. Pass the brain bleach. :puke:

Tell me about it: what a sick bitch.

She could have said that she makes little figurines out of it and gives them away as Christmas presents :laugh: 

Kind of like these?

http://www.endangeredfaeces.co.nz/unique-gift-ideas.php



 :laugh:

:plus:

:LMAO:
If they sold them for profit, instead of giving them as gifts, would they then be Entremanures?
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #329 on: October 16, 2007, 04:08:31 PM »
Heh - was just about to add some sexual innuendo but realised the conversation had moved on.  Damn!