Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.

[DirtDawg]

My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.

Maybe it's an itch that can only be scratched with buttsex. Could get lucky and find someone who won't even mind the fungus.

Or I could just not tell them and give them a Buttsexually Transmitted Disease.

BTDs might go both ways, though.

[maldoror]

My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.

Maybe it's an itch that can only be scratched with buttsex. Could get lucky and find someone who won't even mind the fungus.

Or I could just not tell them and give them a Buttsexually Transmitted Disease.

BTDs might go both ways, though.

You sound as if you speak from experience.

[renaeden]

My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.

You might have worms. They can make you itch down there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intestinal_worms

[Tequila]

I just gobbed a load of phlegmy green stuff in the bath.

[DirtDawg]

My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.

Maybe it's an itch that can only be scratched with buttsex. Could get lucky and find someone who won't even mind the fungus.

Or I could just not tell them and give them a Buttsexually Transmitted Disease.

BTDs might go both ways, though.

You sound as if you speak from experience.

Meh, it's just a simple basic fact of numbers ... reflexive property, I believe.

[Calandale]

I just gobbed a load of phlegmy green stuff in the bath.

Jacking off in the tub is kinda neat.
The water makes the semen come
out all stringy.

[Tequila]

That's true, actually.  Try pissing in the bath too - turns the colour a strange shade of green if there's enough and it's the right colour!

[Calandale]

Never did that. Somehow, that seemed too icky
for me. 

Weird how one views things.

[Tequila]

I was in the car park of the local supermarket.  I saw a woman who I would have liked to pound the arse off.  Although I didn't know her I later found out she was my cousin.  I felt slightly ill afterward.

[renaeden]

^But you can do that to your cousin. Can't you? Hmm...

[DirtDawg]

I seem to have lost most of the callouses on my hands. Handling tools reminds me of this, rather quickly.

I feel like a wimp.

[renaeden]

What kind of tools?

[DirtDawg]

Garden fork, spade, rake ...


I've been a little lazy this summer.

(check my post count)

[Tequila]

'Tis not the end of the world.  There's all winter to carry on posting here yet!

[odeon]

Garden fork, spade, rake ...


I've been a little lazy this summer.

(check my post count)

you haven't been here enough. check my post count.