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Offline DirtDawg

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #255 on: October 04, 2007, 09:02:44 PM »
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 08:39:47 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on October 04, 2007, 08:37:09 PM
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 07:32:40 PM
My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.

Maybe it's an itch that can only be scratched with buttsex. Could get lucky and find someone who won't even mind the fungus.

Or I could just not tell them and give them a Buttsexually Transmitted Disease.

BTDs might go both ways, though.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #256 on: October 04, 2007, 09:33:40 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on October 04, 2007, 09:02:44 PM
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 08:39:47 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on October 04, 2007, 08:37:09 PM
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 07:32:40 PM
My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.

Maybe it's an itch that can only be scratched with buttsex. Could get lucky and find someone who won't even mind the fungus.

Or I could just not tell them and give them a Buttsexually Transmitted Disease.

BTDs might go both ways, though.

You sound as if you speak from experience.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #257 on: October 05, 2007, 12:51:35 AM »
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 07:32:40 PM
My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.
You might have worms. They can make you itch down there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intestinal_worms
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #258 on: October 05, 2007, 04:28:58 AM »
I just gobbed a load of phlegmy green stuff in the bath.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #259 on: October 05, 2007, 04:46:53 AM »
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 09:33:40 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on October 04, 2007, 09:02:44 PM
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 08:39:47 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on October 04, 2007, 08:37:09 PM
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 07:32:40 PM
My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.

Maybe it's an itch that can only be scratched with buttsex. Could get lucky and find someone who won't even mind the fungus.

Or I could just not tell them and give them a Buttsexually Transmitted Disease.

BTDs might go both ways, though.

You sound as if you speak from experience.

Meh, it's just a simple basic fact of numbers ... reflexive property, I believe.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #260 on: October 05, 2007, 05:50:29 AM »
Quote from: Tequila on October 05, 2007, 04:28:58 AM
I just gobbed a load of phlegmy green stuff in the bath.

Jacking off in the tub is kinda neat.
The water makes the semen come
out all stringy.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #261 on: October 05, 2007, 05:57:22 AM »
That's true, actually.  Try pissing in the bath too - turns the colour a strange shade of green if there's enough and it's the right colour!
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #262 on: October 05, 2007, 06:18:08 PM »
Never did that. Somehow, that seemed too icky
for me.  :laugh:

Weird how one views things.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #263 on: October 07, 2007, 08:57:58 AM »
I was in the car park of the local supermarket.  I saw a woman who I would have liked to pound the arse off.  Although I didn't know her I later found out she was my cousin.  I felt slightly ill afterward.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #264 on: October 07, 2007, 11:06:22 AM »
^But you can do that to your cousin. Can't you? Hmm... :paperbag:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #265 on: October 07, 2007, 11:09:43 AM »
I seem to have lost most of the callouses on my hands. Handling tools reminds me of this, rather quickly.

I feel like a wimp.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #266 on: October 07, 2007, 11:19:46 AM »
What kind of tools?
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #267 on: October 07, 2007, 12:49:28 PM »

Garden fork, spade, rake ...


I've been a little lazy this summer.

(check my post count)
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #268 on: October 07, 2007, 12:56:10 PM »
'Tis not the end of the world.  There's all winter to carry on posting here yet!
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #269 on: October 07, 2007, 02:25:01 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on October 07, 2007, 12:49:28 PM

Garden fork, spade, rake ...


I've been a little lazy this summer.

(check my post count)

you haven't been here enough. check my post count. :laugh:
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