I'll change my ways...

[General Razorbeard]

You must also take off your clothes...in the nearest district, like the distorted ape you are

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Well, do I have to shamefully admit it? Oh okay, yes, I am very naked right now. Clothing gets all itchy with my wads of hair bunching up and all.

[Al Swearegen]

I can't wait to have sex with one

NOOOT, I don't think I want to have sex with one now either

I don't take insults from you filthy distorted apes either, I can't see who of you are beautiful or whatnot, all apes are ugly

I don't want to have sex with a gorilla or a chimpanzee either but that does not mean I am too fucking stupid to comprehend that they are our closest kin and that they are genetically not far removed from us or that we are of the same chain as they are 150 000 years ago I would be fucking the lower order monkeys like no-ones business because I would be one. My kind evolved to something slightly more different (and we are talkinmg biologically different to the degree of around 5%. That makes all the diffeence.

So, again, Monkey Boy, what exactly is your point?

[General Razorbeard]

I believe there's a difference between humans, people like you are hated all over the world, like Americans, Brits etc., my countrymen are adored, people hate most English-speaking people and countries, if they all died the world would be a better place, even though the US came with Google, Youtube, the TV, (maybe the PC) etc., it was Switzerland who invented the World Wide Web, Britain, Ireland, New Zealand and Australia invented nothing except a few adored rock bands, nothing else.

It was mostly European and Asian countries which gave us drugs like marijuana, Risperdal, Morhpine etc., and Britain damaged the world and gave us the US as it is today, Australia, poverty, hunger and so on, you don't actually have anything to be proud of except having AC/DC, just like Ireland has U2.

I admit that I do like some American bands like The Killers, Linkin Park etc., I like U2 too, as well as some psychedelic British rock bands, but Australia's AC/DC, The Vines and Whitesnake just sounds like garbage.

[General Razorbeard]

This is the last thing I'll say before going back on topic.

Europe, Africa and Asia have a more interesting history and the people who live there have more to be proud of than people who live in North America and Australia, they usually don't have that much of a long story as the other continents, f.ex my country's story goes back 700 A.D, while the British supreme reign or whatever story only goes back 400-500 years, Americans, Britons etc. aren't the center of humanity, they're some of the worst examples of it.

Africa certainly has the longest and most interesting story, so has Asia as well as Europe, their stories are both longer and more interesting.

[richard]

general i see some potential in you, just stop with the really lame topics dude.
that is all

[General Razorbeard]

I think Americans can be very good-looking in general, some of the hottest people in the world are from the US, but not in Britain and Ireland, they have the physique of Ivar Berglin, the eyelid skin, pink skin and so on, I don't understand how Aussies are more good-looking than the prisoners who mated in Australia, It's a "miracle".

[General Razorbeard]

Humans don't deserve to wear clothes

[Frolic_Fun]

Get your e-chemicals, because this ape is gonna rape!



I think the hair alone proves we as humans are practically apes. Especially our hands and facial features. Humans technically even have more hair than most apes, the only difference is that ours is more hard to see.

[richard]

can sandpaper remove it? or are we gonna have to get a little tougher material such as a diamond coated disk

[ZEGH8578]

razor, to be from a civilized modern society, and not know about evolution is a SHAME

you should be ashamed of how fucking uninformed you are.

its no excuse being from some distant hillbilly town either. i knew about evolution as soon as i could fucking read.

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

Life as me, an Ape, DAY 1:

* Saw sexy baboon red asses in other enclosure
* Threw faeces at disagreeable room-mate in enclosure for stealing my bananas
* Browsed a chan board, and posted bananas until I was banned
* Slept in tree
* Zookeeper and patrons watched me take a shit, no privacy here.
* Zookeeper cleaned enclosure
* Here now

[Queen Victoria]

This is the last thing I'll say before going back on topic.

Europe, Africa and Asia have a more interesting history and the people who live there have more to be proud of than people who live in North America and Australia, they usually don't have that much of a long story as the other continents, f.ex my country's story goes back 700 A.D, while the British supreme reign or whatever story only goes back 400-500 years, Americans, Britons etc. aren't the center of humanity, they're some of the worst examples of it.

Africa certainly has the longest and most interesting story, so has Asia as well as Europe, their stories are both longer and more interesting.

North and South America and Australia have a long history, it's just not recorded.  And if you say that history needs to be recorded to be history then, "Africa certainly has the longest and most interesting story..."  Yes, the parts around the Mediterranean have recorded history, but pretty much the rest of the African cultures have an unrecorded history.  And lest you think I'm talking out of ignorance, my husband majored in History and I'm an antiquarian specializing in social history.

[The_Chosen_One]

Razortwunt: proof that your christfag logic is screwed up:



Besides, god only exists in the minds of those who created it.

Darwin rulz!!

[General Razorbeard]

Pimples is something that fades with age, the bad genes doesn't, they're always there, they're not of the "best quality"