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Offline Charlotte Quin

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #90 on: November 14, 2010, 03:41:59 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 14, 2010, 02:55:48 AM
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I cant drive full stop. No need to though really. Also not allowed to right now anyway, but I think I'd probably get bad anxiety if I did

I can't drive either. I took lessons at age 18 and, with practice, got pretty good at handling the car on quiet streets. It's traffic that defeats me.
Driving is higly interactive and there are too many signals, lights, and other variables for me to process all at once without panicking.
It's probably better for everyone if I don't put my scattered brain behind the wheel of a massive metal machine!  :zombiefuck:

I love driving. I want a career doing it :)


I can't leave messages on answering machines. I just hang up if nobody picks up.


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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #91 on: May 08, 2011, 02:07:12 PM »
I can't stop laughing at inappropriate moments.

I can't sing.

I can't eat out in a restaurant.

I can't manage money very well.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #92 on: May 08, 2011, 02:13:58 PM »
Play an instrument. Give birth to a child.  :orly:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #93 on: May 08, 2011, 02:15:09 PM »
Reach items in a store that are not in the front of the top shelf.  I get to flatter more men by asking them to reach it for me.  On the other hand I do really well on the lower shelves.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #94 on: May 08, 2011, 02:46:45 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 08, 2011, 02:15:09 PM
Reach items in a store that are not in the front of the top shelf.  I get to flatter more men by asking them to reach it for me.  On the other hand I do really well on the lower shelves.

I bet her majesty is no good at painting the ceiling either lol :zoinks:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #95 on: May 08, 2011, 03:19:10 PM »
Quote from: bodaccea on May 08, 2011, 02:46:45 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 08, 2011, 02:15:09 PM
Reach items in a store that are not in the front of the top shelf.  I get to flatter more men by asking them to reach it for me.  On the other hand I do really well on the lower shelves.

I bet her majesty is no good at painting the ceiling either lol :zoinks:

True.  And you should hear the discussions in the Palace about hanging pictures at eye level (4'11'' vs 6'0'').
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A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #96 on: May 08, 2011, 03:42:10 PM »
I can't make a Chinese dish myself that tastes as good as you could get at a okay Chinese restaurant.

I cannot eat peanuts either. I feel quite lousy for hours after.

(um, can't do lots of other things but didn't want to posts all 1642 in one post)  :M
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #97 on: May 08, 2011, 04:02:25 PM »
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #98 on: May 08, 2011, 04:31:23 PM »
I can't go to the swimming baths
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #99 on: May 08, 2011, 06:21:34 PM »
I can't go see EBM

I can't fucking stand my ex husband :P
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #100 on: May 08, 2011, 06:44:08 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on May 08, 2011, 06:21:34 PM
I can't fucking stand my ex husband :P

And unfortunately , you can't push him into a wood chipper  :(

 :laugh:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #101 on: May 08, 2011, 06:45:28 PM »
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 08, 2011, 06:44:08 PM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on May 08, 2011, 06:21:34 PM
I can't fucking stand my ex husband :P

And unfortunately , you can't push him into a wood chipper  :(

 :laugh:
Yeah I hear that's frowned upon. :laugh:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #102 on: May 08, 2011, 06:57:33 PM »
Quote from: Celticgoddess on May 08, 2011, 06:45:28 PM
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 08, 2011, 06:44:08 PM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on May 08, 2011, 06:21:34 PM
I can't fucking stand my ex husband :P

And unfortunately , you can't push him into a wood chipper  :(

 :laugh:
Yeah I hear that's frowned upon. :laugh:

Makes a terrible mess too , trust me from experience.  :P
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #103 on: May 08, 2011, 07:01:57 PM »
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 08, 2011, 06:57:33 PM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on May 08, 2011, 06:45:28 PM
Quote from: Sexy Cthulhu on May 08, 2011, 06:44:08 PM
Quote from: Celticgoddess on May 08, 2011, 06:21:34 PM
I can't fucking stand my ex husband :P

And unfortunately , you can't push him into a wood chipper  :(

 :laugh:
Yeah I hear that's frowned upon. :laugh:

Makes a terrible mess too , trust me from experience.  :P

*makes a mental note*

Do NOT piss off Squiddy. :GA:  :o :runaway:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #104 on: May 08, 2011, 07:12:48 PM »


I can't believe it's not butter.
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