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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #105 on: May 08, 2011, 07:31:59 PM »
I can't fucking stand my ex husband :P

And unfortunately , you can't push him into a wood chipper  :(

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Yeah I hear that's frowned upon. :laugh:

Makes a terrible mess too , trust me from experience.  :P

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #106 on: May 08, 2011, 11:58:45 PM »
well, I cant pee standing up

it just runs down my leg

and i doubt id ever be able to write my name in the snow with it


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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #107 on: May 09, 2011, 04:45:03 AM »
well, I cant pee standing up

it just runs down my leg

and i doubt id ever be able to write my name in the snow with it



Depends , how good your aim and co-ordination is  :lol:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #108 on: May 09, 2011, 05:20:09 AM »
Eat yogurt :zombiefuck:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #109 on: May 09, 2011, 07:02:00 AM »
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #110 on: May 09, 2011, 07:50:11 AM »
I can't fucking stand my ex husband :P

And unfortunately , you can't push him into a wood chipper  :(

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 Not in front of witnesses, anyway.  :ninja:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #111 on: May 09, 2011, 07:52:47 AM »
  I can't be a boss, I am not a leader type and hate telling anyone else what to do.  :chicken:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #112 on: May 09, 2011, 09:25:26 AM »
well, I cant pee standing up

it just runs down my leg

and i doubt id ever be able to write my name in the snow with it



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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #113 on: May 09, 2011, 09:51:29 AM »
I suck at math. :P

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #114 on: May 09, 2011, 11:06:51 AM »
Spell correctly
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #115 on: May 09, 2011, 01:51:38 PM »
Spell correctly

No, you spelled it right.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #116 on: May 09, 2011, 04:42:56 PM »
I can't get them to lower their prices in

'poundland'

no mater how much i haggle :zoinks:

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #117 on: May 09, 2011, 04:45:13 PM »
Spell correctly

No, you spelled it right.

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If it wasn't for spell check I don't think I would post anywhere it's bad very bad
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #118 on: May 09, 2011, 05:21:56 PM »
I can't be lazy about shaving my legs, or other areas. Bothers me to know end :GA: Must shave all year round.

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #119 on: May 09, 2011, 05:24:33 PM »
I can't be lazy about shaving my legs, or other areas. Bothers me to know end :GA: Must shave all year round.

 I  *shouldn't*  be lazy, but I certainly  *can*  be!   :2thumbsup:
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