If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...

[ZEGH8578]

remember also, there are countless transitional species between chimp and man.
chimp and man separates 5 million years back (according to the pesky cult of science)
bipedalism becomes prominent 5-2 million years back.
1-2 million years back, there are myriads of human species, hairy and dumbfuck, who roam around african plains, avoiding or beating each others to shit.

by 200 000 years back, homo sapiens has become dominant,
and by 20 000 BC, homo sapiens can safely regard itself as the sole surviving advanced hominid, with the 5 mill year old cousin as next-in-kin.

/science.

insulting me is low, but you just confirmed what i thought:
you have a personal issue with evolution. you dont want to "be a monkey".
what you want has nothing to do with reality.
i want an afterlife, but i know its not gonna happen.
you cant WILL reality to behave differently.

[General Razorbeard]

remember also, there are countless transitional species between chimp and man.
chimp and man separates 5 million years back (according to the pesky cult of science)
bipedalism becomes prominent 5-2 million years back.
1-2 million years back, there are myriads of human species, hairy and dumbfuck, who roam around african plains, avoiding or beating each others to shit.

by 200 000 years back, homo sapiens has become dominant,
and by 20 000 BC, homo sapiens can safely regard itself as the sole surviving advanced hominid, with the 5 mill year old cousin as next-in-kin.

/science.

insulting me is low, but you just confirmed what i thought:
you have a personal issue with evolution. you dont want to "be a monkey".
what you want has nothing to do with reality.
i want an afterlife, but i know its not gonna happen.
you cant WILL reality to behave differently.

I never had an intention to insult

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

[ZEGH8578]

i am in dire need of cannabis

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

i am in dire need of cannabis

Yeah, you probably going to need some, this could become a long thread. 

[Peter]

In any case, mating with apes doesn't only not work, It's also very harmful.

Last I checked, the possibility of human hybridisation with other great apes was still an unsettled question.  As for being harmful, sure, other great apes can carry diseases that are dangerous to humans, and they have the strength to rip the face off of a wrestler, but I fail to see how that's relevant.

They say that there will be a DNA change in late 2012, I wonder what will happen then.

A bunch of silly people will start making excuses for why nothing happened.

[ZEGH8578]

In any case, mating with apes doesn't only not work, It's also very harmful.

Last I checked, the possibility of human hybridisation with other great apes was still an unsettled question.  As for being harmful, sure, other great apes can carry diseases that are dangerous to humans, and they have the strength to rip the face off of a wrestler, but I fail to see how that's relevant.

They say that there will be a DNA change in late 2012, I wonder what will happen then.

A bunch of silly people will start making excuses for why nothing happened.

theres always Apophis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophis_asteroid

[Al Swearegen]

I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.

I think you are wrong.

I think that there is enough evidence to show that evolution does exist. All dogs are related to the initial breed of wolf but through selective breeding and through natural divergence. Many breeds now exist today.
Primates are the same. We are just the Alpha stock having fortuitously evolved as we have. Take a bow human.

[ZEGH8578]

evolution is notoriously difficult to properly explain, without using subjective notions, such as "good" "bad" "fit" "unfit" which in the end only distort the whole idea, and makes it - in worst case - even more incredible to sceptics...

tv and docus only further this confusion, by making flashy and catchy explanations, fit for gathering ratings, rather than to educate.

evolution can be simplest explained by:
DEATH.

everything that DIED before it mated vs everything that mated before it died.
this can then again be picked apart endlessly.

some examples of ongoing evolution is:
1. size decrease in crocodiles, due to large sized genes exterminated by humans.
2. size decrease of elephant ivory, due to large sized genes exterminated by humans.
3. shortening of svalbard reindeer legs, after humans placed reindeer there (polar bear eliminated long-leg genes)

all 3 are examples of bottle-neck evolutions.

4. increasing breast size in western women, earlyer breast development. an example of sexual selection. western males focus a lot on boobs. and the genes for more boob gets preserved.

5. when chicks say "size doesnt matter" its cus theyre finally satisfied. the human male cock is the biggest per body among all mammals, and is fleshyer than it needs to be, due to females sexual selection of beefy cocked males.

[Peter]

In any case, mating with apes doesn't only not work, It's also very harmful.

Last I checked, the possibility of human hybridisation with other great apes was still an unsettled question.  As for being harmful, sure, other great apes can carry diseases that are dangerous to humans, and they have the strength to rip the face off of a wrestler, but I fail to see how that's relevant.

They say that there will be a DNA change in late 2012, I wonder what will happen then.

A bunch of silly people will start making excuses for why nothing happened.

theres always Apophis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophis_asteroid

Which won't hit us any earlier than 2036, and although it would suck to be near the impact, it's not large enough to cause global devastation.

[ZEGH8578]

In any case, mating with apes doesn't only not work, It's also very harmful.

Last I checked, the possibility of human hybridisation with other great apes was still an unsettled question.  As for being harmful, sure, other great apes can carry diseases that are dangerous to humans, and they have the strength to rip the face off of a wrestler, but I fail to see how that's relevant.

They say that there will be a DNA change in late 2012, I wonder what will happen then.

A bunch of silly people will start making excuses for why nothing happened.

theres always Apophis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophis_asteroid

Which won't hit us any earlier than 2036, and although it would suck to be near the impact, it's not large enough to cause global devastation.

2036 is within all our possible lifetimes

its gonna be sooo rad

im gonna roll up a fattie

["couldbecousin"]

I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.

I think you are wrong.

I think that there is enough evidence to show that evolution does exist. All dogs are related to the initial breed of wolf but through selective breeding and through natural divergence. Many breeds now exist today.
Primates are the same. We are just the Alpha stock having fortuitously evolved as we have. Take a bow human.

Thank you, I shall! 


Seriously though, thank god our survival as a species wasn't up to ME. I'm so weak! 

[Peter]

In any case, mating with apes doesn't only not work, It's also very harmful.

Last I checked, the possibility of human hybridisation with other great apes was still an unsettled question.  As for being harmful, sure, other great apes can carry diseases that are dangerous to humans, and they have the strength to rip the face off of a wrestler, but I fail to see how that's relevant.

They say that there will be a DNA change in late 2012, I wonder what will happen then.

A bunch of silly people will start making excuses for why nothing happened.

theres always Apophis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophis_asteroid

Which won't hit us any earlier than 2036, and although it would suck to be near the impact, it's not large enough to cause global devastation.

2036 is within all our possible lifetimes

its gonna be sooo rad

im gonna roll up a fattie

Probably some of the 2012ers will start claiming that they miscalculated the date and that 2036 is the real doomsday, and after that they'll find some new error in their calculations that pushes the date further back.

[ZEGH8578]

I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.

I think you are wrong.

I think that there is enough evidence to show that evolution does exist. All dogs are related to the initial breed of wolf but through selective breeding and through natural divergence. Many breeds now exist today.
Primates are the same. We are just the Alpha stock having fortuitously evolved as we have. Take a bow human.

Thank you, I shall! 


Seriously though, thank god our survival as a species wasn't up to ME. I'm so weak! 

*holds mouth from spouting misoginy* 

lets just say, its rather unlikely the female ever did any hunting, warring, fighting, or.., you know
much more than
babies
and
such

["couldbecousin"]

I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.

I think you are wrong.

I think that there is enough evidence to show that evolution does exist. All dogs are related to the initial breed of wolf but through selective breeding and through natural divergence. Many breeds now exist today.
Primates are the same. We are just the Alpha stock having fortuitously evolved as we have. Take a bow human.

Thank you, I shall! 


Seriously though, thank god our survival as a species wasn't up to ME. I'm so weak! 

*holds mouth from spouting misoginy* 

lets just say, its rather unlikely the female ever did any hunting, warring, fighting, or.., you know
much more than
babies
and
such

"Babies and such" being  absolutely essential  to long-term survival of the species, but hey, no big deal!