Banned again from WP

[Adam]

God I hate people eating in lectures, does my fucking head in

[ProfessorFarnsworth]

God I hate people eating in lectures, does my fucking head in

I'm surprised they allow food and drink in class. I know in I.T classes it wasn't allowed for obvious reasons.

[The_Chosen_One]

God I hate people eating in lectures, does my fucking head in

I'm surprised they allow food and drink in class. I know in I.T classes it wasn't allowed for obvious reasons.

Some stupid cunt I know had ants all over his keyboard because of that. He never cleaned anything in his room, although he showered every day. Never washes his hair; han't in the 30-odd years I've known him. Just gets it cut. The fucking barber must use gloves and an asbestos suit.

[Natalia Evans]

101 pages.

[Natalia Evans]

God I hate people eating in lectures, does my fucking head in

I'm surprised they allow food and drink in class. I know in I.T classes it wasn't allowed for obvious reasons.

Lot of my teachers didn't allow food and drinks in class. My choir teacher had this silly rule if you were to bring food or drinks to class, you have to share it with everyone or else it's rude.
But my 5th grade teacher allowed snacks through out the day so the following year, this boy in my class kept having snacks when it wasn't snack time and he one day said he was used to last year's rule. We were both in the same class the year before.

[DukeNukem]

God I hate people eating in lectures, does my fucking head in

I'm surprised they allow food and drink in class. I know in I.T classes it wasn't allowed for obvious reasons.

Some stupid cunt I know had ants all over his keyboard because of that. He never cleaned anything in his room, although he showered every day. Never washes his hair; han't in the 30-odd years I've known him. Just gets it cut. The fucking barber must use gloves and an asbestos suit.

Never washed his hair in 30 years? Hasn't he ever heard of this new thing called.. um... SHAMPOO?

[ZEGH8578]

i read somewhere humans have an average of 30 000 hairs on their head, not counting facial hair

[The_Chosen_One]

God I hate people eating in lectures, does my fucking head in

I'm surprised they allow food and drink in class. I know in I.T classes it wasn't allowed for obvious reasons.

Some stupid cunt I know had ants all over his keyboard because of that. He never cleaned anything in his room, although he showered every day. Never washes his hair; han't in the 30-odd years I've known him. Just gets it cut. The fucking barber must use gloves and an asbestos suit.

Never washed his hair in 30 years? Hasn't he ever heard of this new thing called.. um... SHAMPOO?

Yes, but his excuse was... wait for it... his sister drowned in a quarry when she was little, and he was supposed to have seen it happen and felt responsible. So he never got swimming lessons. Says he has asthma (which swimming would have helped, BTW) and also a bad back. What swimming and a shower have to do with each other is beyond me. Anyway, it's pretty much bullshit. Unfortunately I don't have a pic of this twunt, but picture a cross between Brains from the Thunderbirds and Mr Bean and you get the picture.

[Natalia Evans]

How can someone not wash their hair in 30 years? That must be nasty and smelly.

[Natalia Evans]

God I hate people eating in lectures, does my fucking head in

I'm surprised they allow food and drink in class. I know in I.T classes it wasn't allowed for obvious reasons.

Some stupid cunt I know had ants all over his keyboard because of that. He never cleaned anything in his room, although he showered every day. Never washes his hair; han't in the 30-odd years I've known him. Just gets it cut. The fucking barber must use gloves and an asbestos suit.

Never washed his hair in 30 years? Hasn't he ever heard of this new thing called.. um... SHAMPOO?

Yes, but his excuse was... wait for it... his sister drowned in a quarry when she was little, and he was supposed to have seen it happen and felt responsible. So he never got swimming lessons. Says he has asthma (which swimming would have helped, BTW) and also a bad back. What swimming and a shower have to do with each other is beyond me. Anyway, it's pretty much bullshit. Unfortunately I don't have a pic of this twunt, but picture a cross between Brains from the Thunderbirds and Mr Bean and you get the picture.

Sounds like an excuse.

[The_Chosen_One]

God I hate people eating in lectures, does my fucking head in

I'm surprised they allow food and drink in class. I know in I.T classes it wasn't allowed for obvious reasons.

Some stupid cunt I know had ants all over his keyboard because of that. He never cleaned anything in his room, although he showered every day. Never washes his hair; han't in the 30-odd years I've known him. Just gets it cut. The fucking barber must use gloves and an asbestos suit.

Never washed his hair in 30 years? Hasn't he ever heard of this new thing called.. um... SHAMPOO?

Yes, but his excuse was... wait for it... his sister drowned in a quarry when she was little, and he was supposed to have seen it happen and felt responsible. So he never got swimming lessons. Says he has asthma (which swimming would have helped, BTW) and also a bad back. What swimming and a shower have to do with each other is beyond me. Anyway, it's pretty much bullshit. Unfortunately I don't have a pic of this twunt, but picture a cross between Brains from the Thunderbirds and Mr Bean and you get the picture.

Sounds like an excuse.

Yeah, to me as well. His missus (whom is separated from him but still living under the same roof), her sister and his half-sister now believe he may have Aspergers because of all the routine he has, and if not AS, at least OCD. The not washing the hair part doesn't really fit, though. His back problems are Scoliosis, Spondylitis and Sherman's Disease. You may have come across his ex on here, as she joined late last year but hardly posted - Moonrise.

[Natalia Evans]

God I hate people eating in lectures, does my fucking head in

I'm surprised they allow food and drink in class. I know in I.T classes it wasn't allowed for obvious reasons.

Some stupid cunt I know had ants all over his keyboard because of that. He never cleaned anything in his room, although he showered every day. Never washes his hair; han't in the 30-odd years I've known him. Just gets it cut. The fucking barber must use gloves and an asbestos suit.

Never washed his hair in 30 years? Hasn't he ever heard of this new thing called.. um... SHAMPOO?

Yes, but his excuse was... wait for it... his sister drowned in a quarry when she was little, and he was supposed to have seen it happen and felt responsible. So he never got swimming lessons. Says he has asthma (which swimming would have helped, BTW) and also a bad back. What swimming and a shower have to do with each other is beyond me. Anyway, it's pretty much bullshit. Unfortunately I don't have a pic of this twunt, but picture a cross between Brains from the Thunderbirds and Mr Bean and you get the picture.

Sounds like an excuse.

Yeah, to me as well. His missus (whom is separated from him but still living under the same roof), her sister and his half-sister now believe he may have Aspergers because of all the routine he has, and if not AS, at least OCD. The not washing the hair part doesn't really fit, though. His back problems are Scoliosis, Spondylitis and Sherman's Disease. You may have come across his ex on here, as she joined late last year but hardly posted - Moonrise.

Moonrise dated that fella?

Just making sure I read it right.

[The_Chosen_One]

God I hate people eating in lectures, does my fucking head in

I'm surprised they allow food and drink in class. I know in I.T classes it wasn't allowed for obvious reasons.

Some stupid cunt I know had ants all over his keyboard because of that. He never cleaned anything in his room, although he showered every day. Never washes his hair; han't in the 30-odd years I've known him. Just gets it cut. The fucking barber must use gloves and an asbestos suit.

Never washed his hair in 30 years? Hasn't he ever heard of this new thing called.. um... SHAMPOO?

Yes, but his excuse was... wait for it... his sister drowned in a quarry when she was little, and he was supposed to have seen it happen and felt responsible. So he never got swimming lessons. Says he has asthma (which swimming would have helped, BTW) and also a bad back. What swimming and a shower have to do with each other is beyond me. Anyway, it's pretty much bullshit. Unfortunately I don't have a pic of this twunt, but picture a cross between Brains from the Thunderbirds and Mr Bean and you get the picture.

Sounds like an excuse.

Yeah, to me as well. His missus (whom is separated from him but still living under the same roof), her sister and his half-sister now believe he may have Aspergers because of all the routine he has, and if not AS, at least OCD. The not washing the hair part doesn't really fit, though. His back problems are Scoliosis, Spondylitis and Sherman's Disease. You may have come across his ex on here, as she joined late last year but hardly posted - Moonrise.

Moonrise dated that fella?

Just making sure I read it right.

She MARRIED the bugger. Had a hysterectomy in June (which I posted about in her thread) and still has to live with him, but in a separate room. Either that or her sister would have put her in a nursing home.

[Natalia Evans]

My ex was full of excuses. My first one. He depended on other people and wanted people to do things for him. He was more like a child than an adult. I don't think his mind was fried from Ritalin and it was just manipulation he was doing and head games he was playing.

I once thought we probably be more suitable in a city that has good transportation but then he probably make up excuses there too.

Him: You have to take me to work anyway
Me: No I don't, you can take the bus to work
Him: but then I will get lost because I won't remember where the bus stop is
Me: I'll show you
Him: But then I will just forget
Me: I'll take you to the bus stop everyday
Him: But then I won't remember where to get off at
Me: You tell the driver where you want to get off at and he will tell you
Him: But then you are going to have to pick me up anyway
Me: Why? You can take the bus back
Him: But then I won't remember what bus to get on and I won't remember where to get off at and what new bus to take
Me: Write it down then
Him: But then I won't remember where the stop is at after I get off work
Me: You ask someone
Him: Then I would look retarded
Me: Use a map then
Him: But I won't remember what bus to take
Me: That's why I say write it down and where to get off at and where to get on at
Him: But maps are hard to read
Me: That's why you ask
Me: Then I'll look retarded


Yeah I can imagine the conversation going like this. Him coming up with excuses to bail out doing it on his own. He did this sort of thing in Montana when we were together. I would come up with solutions and he have another excuse. For a while I bought what he said and then after a while I thought it was all excuses. Now I think it was games he was playing with me and manipulation.

[DukeNukem]

My ex was full of excuses. My first one. He depended on other people and wanted people to do things for him. He was more like a child than an adult. I don't think his mind was fried from Ritalin and it was just manipulation he was doing and head games he was playing.

I once thought we probably be more suitable in a city that has good transportation but then he probably make up excuses there too.

Him: You have to take me to work anyway
Me: No I don't, you can take the bus to work
Him: but then I will get lost because I won't remember where the bus stop is
Me: I'll show you
Him: But then I will just forget
Me: I'll take you to the bus stop everyday
Him: But then I won't remember where to get off at
Me: You tell the driver where you want to get off at and he will tell you
Him: But then you are going to have to pick me up anyway
Me: Why? You can take the bus back
Him: But then I won't remember what bus to get on and I won't remember where to get off at and what new bus to take
Me: Write it down then
Him: But then I won't remember where the stop is at after I get off work
Me: You ask someone
Him: Then I would look retarded
Me: Use a map then
Him: But I won't remember what bus to take
Me: That's why I say write it down and where to get off at and where to get on at
Him: But maps are hard to read
Me: That's why you ask
Me: Then I'll look retarded


Yeah I can imagine the conversation going like this. Him coming up with excuses to bail out doing it on his own. He did this sort of thing in Montana when we were together. I would come up with solutions and he have another excuse. For a while I bought what he said and then after a while I thought it was all excuses. Now I think it was games he was playing with me and manipulation.

Damn! Dealing with him must have been more frustrating than trying to beat off with a load of Zoloft in your system!