I have never in my entire life run across people as vicious and cruel as you. You were unbelievably cruel to me, and I hope you burn in hell forever. From the looks of it, you're already there.
HI!!! NICE TO SEE YOU!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOST FOREVER, GONE, AWAY, TO SOMEWHERE NONE OF US COULD REACH YOU AGAIN!!! MY HEART IS WARMED BY YOUR PRESENCE!!! ITS TRUE!!! MY BRAIN EXPLODES WITH JOY AND MY BALLS, WELL, MY BALLS ARE SINGING WITH EXTACY RIGHT NOW OUT OF THE IMMENSE, TREMENDOUS, GIGANTIC, MAGNIFICENT, OMNIPOTENT, FANTASTIC JOYOUS PLEASURE IT IS TO SEE YOU AMONGST US ONCE MORE!!! PLEASE STAY!!! NEVER GO AWAY AGAIN!!! OH MY GOD IF YOU GO AWAY AGAIN I SWEAR I WILL CUT MY EYES OUT AND SHOVE THEM UP MY PEE-HOLE, I WILL BREAK MY EVERY TOOTH OFF, AND STUFF THEM INTO MY EMPTY EYESOCKETS THATS HOW SAD I WILL BE, I WILL STRETCH MY SCROTUM TO THE FLOOR, AND STOMP MY TESTICLES TO MUSH, I WILL PULL MY TONGUE OUT, AND STRANGLE MYSELF WITH IT!!! DONT EVER LEAVE AGAIN!!! NEVER!!!