Why can't I get my alligator to eat human feces?
Coz your feces tastes like shit.
no idea who your talking about
but i always liked a troll with dedication AND a good taste in what is truly fun and what is easy and lame.
too much childish trolling around nowadays, and they arent dedicated. give them half a years time, and they wanna be friends w people. if your a troll your a troll.
my favorite one was Jimmy, who followed some forums around for a decade's time. everyone but me and a handful others hated him, but he was actually good at posting random bullshit.
in my opinion
the best troll is him who never gets messages like "DONT FEED THE TROLL" etc.
its too easy 
Solieyu was a member here before I joined the site but I've read some of his old posts and he was the absolute worst worthless piece of crap ever.
Mudkipz isn't really a troll. I just think he wants to interact with people but he finds it hard and so he resorts to petty name calling. I did it myself when I was very young and so I can kind of relate to where he's coming from.
ive never been very young + had internet - at the same time
but yes
16 yrs w irc was young enough for me, and i was a total asshole for at least 2 years straight
for owning it proudly!
i would attack #norway so much, they eventually rewarded me with a low access mod status, that was later upped to full access.
i trolled my way to the top
obviously, these were early days, when security was circumvented as easily as jumping my butt to the next computer besides me, and logging right back on
