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Re: hello
« Reply #420 on: January 15, 2011, 01:47:38 PM »
No it's not. It's just the mindless ramblings of an idiot.

You parroting puppet rectum lapping sodomous sneak rope deadly hamgman ganster!! You KNOW this things are TRUE!!! :insane:

Believe in the powah of DERP! :tard:

You playboy scum-on-top! you're just trying to silence me with all my Mad world-wide Communist computer God secrets!!! :insane:

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Re: hello
« Reply #421 on: January 15, 2011, 04:43:30 PM »
Perish the thought.  Could GR have multiple personalities, all the same, not communicating with each other, but communicating with us?

Why not? For all we know, General Razorbeard could be a sock puppet that Odeon created in order to stir up drama. :laugh:

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Re: hello
« Reply #422 on: January 15, 2011, 05:56:47 PM »
Perish the thought.  Could GR have multiple personalities, all the same, not communicating with each other, but communicating with us?

Why not? For all we know, General Razorbeard could be a sock puppet that Odeon created in order to stir up drama. :laugh:

I'd create a Norwegian teenage boy wonder without a brain?

Perhaps you are testing whether or not such a character would be a valuable addition to your writing project. :)
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Re: hello
« Reply #423 on: January 16, 2011, 03:41:19 AM »
Perish the thought.  Could GR have multiple personalities, all the same, not communicating with each other, but communicating with us?

Why not? For all we know, General Razorbeard could be a sock puppet that Odeon created in order to stir up drama. :laugh:

I'd create a Norwegian teenage boy wonder without a brain?

Perhaps you are testing whether or not such a character would be a valuable addition to your writing project. :)

As target practice, maybe.
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Re: hello
« Reply #424 on: January 16, 2011, 02:49:15 PM »
Maybe aspies can survive on their own, but not aspies innthe first and maybe second world, because they've lived a sheltered life and have no idea how to;

1. Slaughter an animal and fry the meat.

2. Cultivate vegetables.

3. Create and/or find a hut or cave to live in.




1. totally does not apply to me, since I have always been a hunter.  I have eaten many animals, some raw and warm as they let their life force flow into me. I learned to hunt as a white man, but perfected it learning from Indians, native to the land I grew up in.


2. totally does not apply to me since I have a lifelong obsession with growing plants, including many considered delectable for consumption.  I grow a garden every year and eat through the late summer and early fall from what I grew in my own soil.  In fact, I still have a freezer about one third full of this year's bounty, which will continue to feed my family until late spring.


3. dunno what to say. helped build my grandmother's house after my grandfather died. Added three rooms onto my dad's house (He was a paraplegic, so his help was more about the concept than the hammering and sawing, but maybe adding three rooms onto an existing dwelling does not count - you decide). Helped my cousin build his house, helped one of my nephews build his house. Added a garage onto my own house, then later a car port -  built a deck onto the back area. Re-did the kitchen and both bathrooms in my own house. replaced most of the plumbing in my own house and added three electrical circuits that should have been a part of the original design. Replaced the sliding glass door to the patio two summers ago ... etc.  Oh, shit replaced all the doors in the house as well.

I can do building. I dunno what to say.




Anyone who thinks that "we"  can not do these things has not ever shown the strength to even try it, I suspect.
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Re: hello
« Reply #425 on: January 16, 2011, 02:53:24 PM »
I can do building. I dunno what to say.

I know what GR's gonna say , and I know its gonna end in Dunc's Law being invoked.  :P
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: hello
« Reply #426 on: January 16, 2011, 02:59:20 PM »
I can do building. I dunno what to say.

I know what GR's gonna say , and I know its gonna end in Dunc's Law being invoked.  :P

???
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Re: hello
« Reply #427 on: January 16, 2011, 03:01:16 PM »
I can do building. I dunno what to say.

I know what GR's gonna say , and I know its gonna end in Dunc's Law being invoked.  :P

???

It's a variation on Godwin's Law, which (IIRC) states that the debate is over as soon as anyone calls his opponent a Nazi.
Dunc's Law states that the thread is over once anyone accuses anyone else here of not being autistic.  :laugh:
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Re: hello
« Reply #428 on: January 16, 2011, 03:05:07 PM »
I can do building. I dunno what to say.

I know what GR's gonna say , and I know its gonna end in Dunc's Law being invoked.  :P

???

It's a variation on Godwin's Law, which (IIRC) states that the debate is over as soon as anyone calls his opponent a Nazi.
Dunc's Law states that the thread is over once anyone accuses anyone else here of not being autistic.  :laugh:

Whoops, I have misrepresented Godwin's Law, this may explain it better:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law
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Re: hello
« Reply #429 on: January 16, 2011, 03:08:51 PM »
I can do building. I dunno what to say.

I know what GR's gonna say , and I know its gonna end in Dunc's Law being invoked.  :P

???

It's a variation on Godwin's Law, which (IIRC) states that the debate is over as soon as anyone calls his opponent a Nazi.
Dunc's Law states that the thread is over once anyone accuses anyone else here of not being autistic.  :laugh:


I have admitted upon every opportunity that I am not an aspie.

I had an official diagnosis done a couple of years ago and I am officially PDDNOS, as are both of my children  (although my son is also a genius and my daughter is also dyslexic and I believe smarter than all of us put together.). None of us actually fit the molds, nor are any of us as challenged in intelligence. We are generally "fairly"  smart and somewhat testable, unlike many autistic people who are also very smart, yet totally untestable.
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Re: hello
« Reply #430 on: January 16, 2011, 03:10:47 PM »
I can do building. I dunno what to say.

I know what GR's gonna say , and I know its gonna end in Dunc's Law being invoked.  :P

???

It's a variation on Godwin's Law, which (IIRC) states that the debate is over as soon as anyone calls his opponent a Nazi.
Dunc's Law states that the thread is over once anyone accuses anyone else here of not being autistic.  :laugh:

So, according to Dunc's Law, if I go onto one of Heinrich's threads and accuse him of not being autistic, that thread is then over? That sounds like a useful rule. :chin:
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Re: hello
« Reply #431 on: January 16, 2011, 03:12:41 PM »
I can do building. I dunno what to say.

I know what GR's gonna say , and I know its gonna end in Dunc's Law being invoked.  :P

???

It's a variation on Godwin's Law, which (IIRC) states that the debate is over as soon as anyone calls his opponent a Nazi.
Dunc's Law states that the thread is over once anyone accuses anyone else here of not being autistic.  :laugh:

So, according to Dunc's Law, if I go onto one of Heinrich's threads and accuse him of not being autistic, that thread is then over? That sounds like a useful rule. :chin:

I'm not sure it works that way. All I really know is that whenever anyone says "You can't be autistic because XYZ," someone else cites Dunc's Law!  :laugh:
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Re: hello
« Reply #432 on: January 16, 2011, 03:13:38 PM »
I can do building. I dunno what to say.

I know what GR's gonna say , and I know its gonna end in Dunc's Law being invoked.  :P

???

It's a variation on Godwin's Law, which (IIRC) states that the debate is over as soon as anyone calls his opponent a Nazi.
Dunc's Law states that the thread is over once anyone accuses anyone else here of not being autistic.  :laugh:

So, according to Dunc's Law, if I go onto one of Heinrich's threads and accuse him of not being autistic, that thread is then over? That sounds like a useful rule. :chin:


It works like magic.

The thread will instantly turn into a war of words, with nothing left of the original thread's direction.
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Re: hello
« Reply #433 on: January 16, 2011, 03:48:24 PM »
I can do building. I dunno what to say.

I know what GR's gonna say , and I know its gonna end in Dunc's Law being invoked.  :P

???

It's a variation on Godwin's Law, which (IIRC) states that the debate is over as soon as anyone calls his opponent a Nazi.
Dunc's Law states that the thread is over once anyone accuses anyone else here of not being autistic.  :laugh:

So, according to Dunc's Law, if I go onto one of Heinrich's threads and accuse him of not being autistic, that thread is then over? That sounds like a useful rule. :chin:


It works like magic.

The thread will instantly turn into a war of words, with nothing left of the original thread's direction.

The latter rarely can happen without invoking Dunc's law too btw.
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Re: hello
« Reply #434 on: January 16, 2011, 04:11:06 PM »
Wait isnt this GR's thread?


NONE OF YOU HAVE ASPERGERS  :zoinks:

This thread is over.  :police:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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