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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #75 on: October 05, 2010, 11:41:13 AM »
But celibacy would come naturally to you.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #76 on: October 05, 2010, 12:59:39 PM »
Imagine if I could fuck my tutor  :zoinks: :zoinks: :zoinks:

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #77 on: October 05, 2010, 02:03:11 PM »
imagine if you were a zebra being devowerd by lions?

or imagine you lived in africa. take yer pick  :zoinks:

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #78 on: October 10, 2010, 10:06:11 AM »
ASPIEs were the majority and the fucked up passive aggressive offended morons were left to starve in the streets.

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #79 on: October 10, 2010, 10:13:15 AM »
...the zombie apocalypse occurred right now.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #80 on: October 10, 2010, 12:06:06 PM »
ASPIEs were the majority and the fucked up passive aggressive offended morons were left to starve in the streets.

Please don't tell me you are one of those militant hate-every-NT-out-there morons?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #81 on: October 10, 2010, 01:26:28 PM »
Animals could talk so that we could understand them.  I think it would be an impossibly noisy world given all the flies, roaches, fleas, birds, etc.
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #82 on: October 10, 2010, 09:10:26 PM »
ASPIEs were the majority and the fucked up passive aggressive offended morons were left to starve in the streets.

Please don't tell me you are one of those militant hate-every-NT-out-there morons?

Ha, I was thinking the same thing, but couldn't even bother to replying to it.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #83 on: October 11, 2010, 06:54:17 AM »
ASPIEs were the majority and the fucked up passive aggressive offended morons were left to starve in the streets.

Please don't tell me you are one of those militant hate-every-NT-out-there morons?

Ha, I was thinking the same thing, but couldn't even bother to replying to it.

n00b hasn't replied so maybe the message got through.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #84 on: October 11, 2010, 03:55:44 PM »
imagine if fairy tales werent tr00, :toporly:

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #85 on: October 12, 2010, 03:35:59 PM »
Imagine if there was no drama.
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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #86 on: October 12, 2010, 05:24:54 PM »
Imagine if there was no drama.

You would have to be careful to keep yourself entertained. Without proper entertainment, drama becomes your only outlet.

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #87 on: October 13, 2010, 01:14:07 AM »
Imagine if there was no drama.

You would have to be careful to keep yourself entertained. Without proper entertainment, drama becomes your only outlet.

So true.

Imagine if it was all controlled by me?
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #88 on: October 13, 2010, 07:24:35 AM »
Imagine if there was no drama.

You would have to be careful to keep yourself entertained. Without proper entertainment, drama becomes your only outlet.

So true.

Imagine if it was all controlled by me?

I'm willing to bet it would be similar to what I want.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Imagine If.....
« Reply #89 on: October 13, 2010, 07:47:07 AM »
Imagine if there was no drama.

You would have to be careful to keep yourself entertained. Without proper entertainment, drama becomes your only outlet.

So true.

Imagine if it was all controlled by me?

I'm willing to bet it would be similar to what I want.

Astute, very astute.
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

My brain is both uninhibited and uninhabited.

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