Useless Personal Trivia

[odeon]

  When I try to focus on things near me, my right eye wanders and does its own thing. 

Perhaps you need reading glasses?

  My new glasses  (for my nearsightedness)  will be progressive bifocals to help me see at close range. 

I want a pair of those, too.

[P7PSP]

My barber may have just had a bad day or he may be skipping a step due to age catching up. Yesterday he trimmed off almost half my left eyebrow after knicking my left ear with the straight razor. He is 84 and real cool. I am not going to give up on him yet because he is a real good barber and I think that going into work and bsing with him customers has kept him fit. He keeps Playboy, Penthouse, Popular Mechanics and Maxim magazine in his shop so it has a good atmosphere. I hope he has a few good years left.

[earthboundmisfit]

  When I try to focus on things near me, my right eye wanders and does its own thing. 

Maybe your eye has the ADHD.

["couldbecousin"]

  When I try to focus on things near me, my right eye wanders and does its own thing. 

Maybe your eye has the ADHD.

  My eye is definitely speshul. 

[Genesis]

When I was in France, a waiter was making fun of me because I couldn't understand him.

[Parts]

I learned to walk on stilts when I was 15 and have had 7 or 8 pairs since then

[Genesis]

I constantly listen to the song "Major Tom" because its so Epic....

It doesn't matter what language its in to enjoy it.

['andersom']

It seems my body temperature is higher if measured from the left ear than if measured from the right. Maybe I need to wash my ears better.

Ear infection coming up?

Or, are you having a dominant ear, that takes all the heating.

Maybe the exact shapes of the respective ear canals vary?

Ear canals are as individual as fingerprints.






At least I suspect that to be the case.

  No doubt future criminal investigations will feature ear-canal casts, you are a true prophet! 

But, nostril and ear-canal investigators are not allowed to start their research, before all fingerprints from within have been lifted. 

['andersom']

When I was in France, a waiter was making fun of me because I couldn't understand him.

That is THE proof that you really were in France. 

[odeon]

When I was in France, a waiter was making fun of me because I couldn't understand him.

That is THE proof that you really were in France. 

Indeed. The French are seriously weird sometimes.

['andersom']

When I was in France, a waiter was making fun of me because I couldn't understand him.

That is THE proof that you really were in France. 

Indeed. The French are seriously weird sometimes.

And they take great pride in this.

[odeon]

When I was in France, a waiter was making fun of me because I couldn't understand him.

That is THE proof that you really were in France. 

Indeed. The French are seriously weird sometimes.

And they take great pride in this.

It's all they have left.

[P7PSP]

When I was in France, a waiter was making fun of me because I couldn't understand him.

That is THE proof that you really were in France. 

Indeed. The French are seriously weird sometimes.

And they take great pride in this.

It's all they have left.

They have croissants too.

[odeon]

When I was in France, a waiter was making fun of me because I couldn't understand him.

That is THE proof that you really were in France. 

Indeed. The French are seriously weird sometimes.

And they take great pride in this.

It's all they have left.

They have croissants too.

So true. I forgot.

["couldbecousin"]

When I was in France, a waiter was making fun of me because I couldn't understand him.

That is THE proof that you really were in France. 

Indeed. The French are seriously weird sometimes.

And they take great pride in this.

It's all they have left.

They have croissants too.

  You had the fresh French croissants, and you did not share.