A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I still use a wind up alarm clock from the 60s, it's reliable, easy to set, loud, and even glows in the dark thanks to the radium paint on the dial
This is a message board, not a ouija board
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
i am becoming increasingly dependent upon my glasses. This sucks because they also cause me to feel claustrophobic and nauseous at times. Yesterday I tried to not wear them all day and then I started seeing aura from all the straining.I need a new pair of glasses...some with very wide lenses (so I don't keep seeing the edges in my peripheral)....I am probably going to look like a super nerd.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Maybe contact lenses are an option for you, then you will see the world unframed.
Quote from: sg1008 on August 10, 2014, 09:50:49 PMi am becoming increasingly dependent upon my glasses. This sucks because they also cause me to feel claustrophobic and nauseous at times. Yesterday I tried to not wear them all day and then I started seeing aura from all the straining.I need a new pair of glasses...some with very wide lenses (so I don't keep seeing the edges in my peripheral)....I am probably going to look like a super nerd. You're too late to worry about that. You're a regular on a forum of spazzes.
Quote from: hykeaswell on August 11, 2014, 03:15:41 AMMaybe contact lenses are an option for you, then you will see the world unframed.The only thing is....I'm weary about putting stuff in my eyes.... Quote from: Semicolon on August 11, 2014, 04:44:40 AMQuote from: sg1008 on August 10, 2014, 09:50:49 PMi am becoming increasingly dependent upon my glasses. This sucks because they also cause me to feel claustrophobic and nauseous at times. Yesterday I tried to not wear them all day and then I started seeing aura from all the straining.I need a new pair of glasses...some with very wide lenses (so I don't keep seeing the edges in my peripheral)....I am probably going to look like a super nerd. You're too late to worry about that. You're a regular on a forum of spazzes.Lol, I forgot. Hehe...funny tidbit- now that I ride a bike everywhere I tend to walk up and down the streets forgetting I am wearing my helmet. But the helmet looks cool and military style, so if anything I look like I am about to destroy something.
I have problems taking time release medicines they tend to dump all their doses at once
Quote from: Parts on January 28, 2015, 05:18:47 PMI have problems taking time release medicines they tend to dump all their doses at onceThat could make you feel strange if it is Concerta, the long-acting Ritalin.