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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1605 on: May 08, 2012, 12:04:04 PM »
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No,  he just needs to go back to Canada until he grows up.

More or less forever. Wouldn't it be easier to just kill him?

And have thousands of teenaged girls looking to hang his killer?

I see your point. Let's have them all go to Canada instead.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1606 on: May 08, 2012, 02:34:55 PM »
Quote from: parts on May 08, 2012, 05:09:58 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 08, 2012, 04:50:35 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 07, 2012, 04:51:36 PM
Quote from: odeon on May 07, 2012, 02:39:19 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on May 06, 2012, 07:50:56 AM
No,  he just needs to go back to Canada until he grows up.

More or less forever. Wouldn't it be easier to just kill him?

And have thousands of teenaged girls looking to hang his killer?

That, or massive teenage suicide happenings, to be reunited with bieber in spirit.

 :zoinks:


Interesting combination.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1607 on: May 08, 2012, 02:42:47 PM »
Creepy as hell. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1608 on: May 08, 2012, 07:53:49 PM »
He just graduated from high school.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1609 on: May 08, 2012, 11:21:49 PM »
That's just as scary.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1610 on: May 11, 2012, 02:35:59 PM »
I used a leaf blower to clean up inside the house I am working on today
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1611 on: May 11, 2012, 03:38:28 PM »
I just learned the painful way that I'm still supple enough to kick myself in the face.  :tard:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1612 on: May 11, 2012, 04:07:31 PM »
Quote from: cynara on May 11, 2012, 03:38:28 PM
I just learned the painful way that I'm still supple enough to kick myself in the face.  :tard:

Congratulations. :cheer:

You can take pride in that.

Hope it won't happen again, any time soon.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1613 on: May 11, 2012, 04:37:52 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 11, 2012, 04:07:31 PM
Quote from: cynara on May 11, 2012, 03:38:28 PM
I just learned the painful way that I'm still supple enough to kick myself in the face.  :tard:

Congratulations. :cheer:

You can take pride in that.

Hope it won't happen again, any time soon.

Just to make sure it's a one off, I'm gonna tie my feet together. A safety precaution that can in no way end badly.  :autism:
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Quote from: Jack on September 26, 2013, 04:10:46 PM
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1614 on: May 12, 2012, 04:41:22 AM »
Quote from: cynara on May 11, 2012, 04:37:52 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on May 11, 2012, 04:07:31 PM
Quote from: cynara on May 11, 2012, 03:38:28 PM
I just learned the painful way that I'm still supple enough to kick myself in the face.  :tard:

Congratulations. :cheer:

You can take pride in that.

Hope it won't happen again, any time soon.

Just to make sure it's a one off, I'm gonna tie my feet together. A safety precaution that can in no way end badly.  :autism:

Just wearing pencil skirts, all the time, should be drastic enough. 

With tied up feet, you could go for the mermaid look,   :bounce:











or the penguin look.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1615 on: May 12, 2012, 03:56:46 PM »
I wish i could suck my own cock. it certainly is big enough, I think I'm going to learn how  :zoinks:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1616 on: May 12, 2012, 06:04:48 PM »

 :zoinks:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1617 on: May 12, 2012, 06:50:59 PM »
 :2thumbsup:

Although, I'm shure you can learn how without breaking your neck. you just need to learn how to streach and be ...what's that word again?... limber.  :autism:
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1618 on: May 12, 2012, 07:14:52 PM »
Quote from: richard on May 12, 2012, 03:56:46 PM
I wish i could suck my own cock. it certainly is big enough, I think I'm going to learn how  :zoinks:

My cousin would reach his butt to his face to sniff his own farts. It was funny. I am sure you could practice stretching and increase flexibility.
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Re: Useless Personal Trivia
« Reply #1619 on: May 13, 2012, 12:47:35 AM »
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