official odeon bullying thread

[Lucifer]

/tries to summon up some interest, but is flagging...

[aliens]

fuck you lucifer

go back to hell

[Lurk Hurk Gurk]

The hyper ailment strikes again! Eeek!

[aliens]

why dont you die you fluffy little ponce of a prick?

[Lucifer]

fuck you lucifer

go back to hell

"you haven't a chance", to the first comment, and, to the second, "actually, originally i was god's amenuensis and favourite".  i suggest you get your theology right.

[aliens]

Why would i want to fuck you dirty little prick?

[Lucifer]

i haven't the faintest idea, dear child.  you brought the subject up, as i recall.

edit:  come to think of it,  for a big surprise, i'd imagine.

[Lurk Hurk Gurk]

why dont you die you fluffy little ponce of a prick?

I don't have any particularly good reason to, that's why.

[aliens]

Lucifer please crawl back into that hole of youres and die

[Lurk Hurk Gurk]

Such a colorful insult!

[Lucifer]

isn't it just?  makes it somewhat difficult to read, though.

now then, poor dear - what have i done to upset you so?  tell Auntie Lucifer all about it...

[odeon]

It's more interesting than its other ones. I rather like the colour.

As for flaming, I think the wabbit's pretty much done for.

[Lucifer]

[odeon]

stupid little fucker i will kill you with my machette

It's "machete", dear. Sharper that way.

[Lucifer]

i thought it was macho-ette shorthand or something,  you know, like "suedette".