A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Most Euro types wash every day, too, DD. I take a shower every morning.
I think it's a military thing to shower every day. My granddad started to shower daily in 1945, after he left the army. Back then many houses in Sweden didn't even have running water, but my grandparents got themselves a new apartment after granddad left the army.
Strange rosebuds you've got.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: odeon on November 15, 2013, 03:52:22 PMStrange rosebuds you've got.
Quote from: Semicolon on November 15, 2013, 05:18:59 PMQuote from: odeon on November 15, 2013, 03:52:22 PMStrange rosebuds you've got.Can you imagine how that old junk must have smelled?
I wash every day but not the whole body. If I wash my hair every day it would become fat and flat. I just shower every day if I work hard physically, like when we changed the roof tiles in the middle of the summer.
I have typically Nordic hair, that goes fat and flat if washed every day
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.