What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree?A pool table.
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Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 03, 2013, 11:22:44 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on November 03, 2013, 10:53:55 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on November 03, 2013, 11:00:59 AMSorry, just a 4'10" fat New Orleans chick with a wicked (I hope) sense of humour. However I do love the Monarchy. I've had a crush on Prince Charles since I was 5 or 6 and saw his photo in a magazine. While I will admit QV is not my favorite English monarch (probably Henry Plantagenet is), she and I are most alike in physical appearance. I had you pegged as just like your avie.You are SO pretentious and haughty. I HATE YOU!! ... and yet, you pull it off like a MONARCH. I thought you were some horrid brand of Brit yet to be conquered. Can you tell us for a fact that you are not what you seem?BUT, seriously, YOU are actually American?Be honest.You know how much we "substantiate Americans" despise all that is Brit. Despite all our efforts to absolve ourselves from every horror they ever placed upon these shores, THEY are still here in great numbers and great influence. We Have much more to do before we can actually be free of them!!! ... once and for all time!!We few are mostly interested in our own freedom, not withstanding any more influence from the little shitfilled island to the north east that should have been the first American colony!! Yes, I am truly, really American. Born at Hotel Dieu hospital in New Orleans, sent into exile to Houston at age 3 when my father took a job there, and returned to New Orleans when I was 13. We now live in the suburb of Metairie, just about 7 blocks from the Saints and the Pelican Training Camps and the Zephyrs Baseball Field.Not sure why I had an interest in GB and her monarchy. Old movies? Historical novels? My aunt's Thomas B. Costain's histories of the Plantagenet's that I reading as a child? Biographies of English leaders? I remember reading Churchill's A History of the English Speaking Peoples before I was a teenager. Well then fuck me!! Fuck me ridiculously, because you fooled me!I will accept you as a friend where I did not before.Please accept my apologies, and watch for me to make a further ass or maybe arse (remember to pronounce it the proper way so that both words sound the same!!) of myself. (me)(you)
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 03, 2013, 10:53:55 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on November 03, 2013, 11:00:59 AMSorry, just a 4'10" fat New Orleans chick with a wicked (I hope) sense of humour. However I do love the Monarchy. I've had a crush on Prince Charles since I was 5 or 6 and saw his photo in a magazine. While I will admit QV is not my favorite English monarch (probably Henry Plantagenet is), she and I are most alike in physical appearance. I had you pegged as just like your avie.You are SO pretentious and haughty. I HATE YOU!! ... and yet, you pull it off like a MONARCH. I thought you were some horrid brand of Brit yet to be conquered. Can you tell us for a fact that you are not what you seem?BUT, seriously, YOU are actually American?Be honest.You know how much we "substantiate Americans" despise all that is Brit. Despite all our efforts to absolve ourselves from every horror they ever placed upon these shores, THEY are still here in great numbers and great influence. We Have much more to do before we can actually be free of them!!! ... once and for all time!!We few are mostly interested in our own freedom, not withstanding any more influence from the little shitfilled island to the north east that should have been the first American colony!! Yes, I am truly, really American. Born at Hotel Dieu hospital in New Orleans, sent into exile to Houston at age 3 when my father took a job there, and returned to New Orleans when I was 13. We now live in the suburb of Metairie, just about 7 blocks from the Saints and the Pelican Training Camps and the Zephyrs Baseball Field.Not sure why I had an interest in GB and her monarchy. Old movies? Historical novels? My aunt's Thomas B. Costain's histories of the Plantagenet's that I reading as a child? Biographies of English leaders? I remember reading Churchill's A History of the English Speaking Peoples before I was a teenager.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on November 03, 2013, 11:00:59 AMSorry, just a 4'10" fat New Orleans chick with a wicked (I hope) sense of humour. However I do love the Monarchy. I've had a crush on Prince Charles since I was 5 or 6 and saw his photo in a magazine. While I will admit QV is not my favorite English monarch (probably Henry Plantagenet is), she and I are most alike in physical appearance. I had you pegged as just like your avie.You are SO pretentious and haughty. I HATE YOU!! ... and yet, you pull it off like a MONARCH. I thought you were some horrid brand of Brit yet to be conquered. Can you tell us for a fact that you are not what you seem?BUT, seriously, YOU are actually American?Be honest.You know how much we "substantiate Americans" despise all that is Brit. Despite all our efforts to absolve ourselves from every horror they ever placed upon these shores, THEY are still here in great numbers and great influence. We Have much more to do before we can actually be free of them!!! ... once and for all time!!We few are mostly interested in our own freedom, not withstanding any more influence from the little shitfilled island to the north east that should have been the first American colony!!
Sorry, just a 4'10" fat New Orleans chick with a wicked (I hope) sense of humour. However I do love the Monarchy. I've had a crush on Prince Charles since I was 5 or 6 and saw his photo in a magazine. While I will admit QV is not my favorite English monarch (probably Henry Plantagenet is), she and I are most alike in physical appearance.
I guess I could look like my avie if I had the right type of hair to pull off Mia's cool bob, but I don't, I tried this time last year.
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 03, 2013, 11:50:48 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on November 03, 2013, 11:22:44 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on November 03, 2013, 10:53:55 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on November 03, 2013, 11:00:59 AMSorry, just a 4'10" fat New Orleans chick with a wicked (I hope) sense of humour. However I do love the Monarchy. I've had a crush on Prince Charles since I was 5 or 6 and saw his photo in a magazine. While I will admit QV is not my favorite English monarch (probably Henry Plantagenet is), she and I are most alike in physical appearance. I had you pegged as just like your avie.You are SO pretentious and haughty. I HATE YOU!! ... and yet, you pull it off like a MONARCH. I thought you were some horrid brand of Brit yet to be conquered. Can you tell us for a fact that you are not what you seem?BUT, seriously, YOU are actually American?Be honest.You know how much we "substantiate Americans" despise all that is Brit. Despite all our efforts to absolve ourselves from every horror they ever placed upon these shores, THEY are still here in great numbers and great influence. We Have much more to do before we can actually be free of them!!! ... once and for all time!!We few are mostly interested in our own freedom, not withstanding any more influence from the little shitfilled island to the north east that should have been the first American colony!! Yes, I am truly, really American. Born at Hotel Dieu hospital in New Orleans, sent into exile to Houston at age 3 when my father took a job there, and returned to New Orleans when I was 13. We now live in the suburb of Metairie, just about 7 blocks from the Saints and the Pelican Training Camps and the Zephyrs Baseball Field.Not sure why I had an interest in GB and her monarchy. Old movies? Historical novels? My aunt's Thomas B. Costain's histories of the Plantagenet's that I reading as a child? Biographies of English leaders? I remember reading Churchill's A History of the English Speaking Peoples before I was a teenager. Well then fuck me!! Fuck me ridiculously, because you fooled me!I will accept you as a friend where I did not before.Please accept my apologies, and watch for me to make a further ass or maybe arse (remember to pronounce it the proper way so that both words sound the same!!) of myself. (me)(you)Your spazziness seems to illustrate the uneven abilities that renaeden so well defined the spectrum as having. On the one hand you give the impression of very good technical abilities in tool usage, basic troubleshooting and general technical acumen in certain areas, OTOH you seem to get genuinely confused at who is who and who posted what apart fron your absences here.
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on November 04, 2013, 12:00:56 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on November 03, 2013, 11:50:48 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on November 03, 2013, 11:22:44 PMQuote from: DirtDawg on November 03, 2013, 10:53:55 PMQuote from: Queen Victoria on November 03, 2013, 11:00:59 AMSorry, just a 4'10" fat New Orleans chick with a wicked (I hope) sense of humour. However I do love the Monarchy. I've had a crush on Prince Charles since I was 5 or 6 and saw his photo in a magazine. While I will admit QV is not my favorite English monarch (probably Henry Plantagenet is), she and I are most alike in physical appearance. I had you pegged as just like your avie.You are SO pretentious and haughty. I HATE YOU!! ... and yet, you pull it off like a MONARCH. I thought you were some horrid brand of Brit yet to be conquered. Can you tell us for a fact that you are not what you seem?BUT, seriously, YOU are actually American?Be honest.You know how much we "substantiate Americans" despise all that is Brit. Despite all our efforts to absolve ourselves from every horror they ever placed upon these shores, THEY are still here in great numbers and great influence. We Have much more to do before we can actually be free of them!!! ... once and for all time!!We few are mostly interested in our own freedom, not withstanding any more influence from the little shitfilled island to the north east that should have been the first American colony!! Yes, I am truly, really American. Born at Hotel Dieu hospital in New Orleans, sent into exile to Houston at age 3 when my father took a job there, and returned to New Orleans when I was 13. We now live in the suburb of Metairie, just about 7 blocks from the Saints and the Pelican Training Camps and the Zephyrs Baseball Field.Not sure why I had an interest in GB and her monarchy. Old movies? Historical novels? My aunt's Thomas B. Costain's histories of the Plantagenet's that I reading as a child? Biographies of English leaders? I remember reading Churchill's A History of the English Speaking Peoples before I was a teenager. Well then fuck me!! Fuck me ridiculously, because you fooled me!I will accept you as a friend where I did not before.Please accept my apologies, and watch for me to make a further ass or maybe arse (remember to pronounce it the proper way so that both words sound the same!!) of myself. (me)(you)Your spazziness seems to illustrate the uneven abilities that renaeden so well defined the spectrum as having. On the one hand you give the impression of very good technical abilities in tool usage, basic troubleshooting and general technical acumen in certain areas, OTOH you seem to get genuinely confused at who is who and who posted what apart fron your absences here.I think I should except your assessment, but it is too close to my secret mark to make hay. Cheers. A taste of my world may not to your best interest. Keep aside, if so.
Like envisioning Cassanova as his current avatar. He looks ruminant.
This should be Cassanova Frankenstein's avatar.
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 04, 2013, 08:40:21 PMThis should be Cassanova Frankenstein's avatar. He actually looks like that?