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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #90 on: September 10, 2010, 10:32:02 AM »


Can someone explain how Lesbian sex even works?

I don't know because I've never tried it. I think it just involves cuddling each other untill we fall asleep.

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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #91 on: September 10, 2010, 10:32:57 AM »
As Dame Edna said, "It's the little bit on the end that counts".

Don't try to tell him about the G-spot, fer Chrissakes. Some people reckon you'd never find that with a diving suit and a helmet.

That's more about roleplay than finding the G-spot isn't it?

Whatever works.  ;)

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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #92 on: September 10, 2010, 10:46:12 AM »

I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff. I just bet you love queefing as well you dirty woman. Now I understand why you prefer women... two holes better than one. :zoinks:

Funnilly enough I've always had a bit of a problem with farting. When I was 4 I was sick and I went to fart and ended up shitting myself. It squirted out through my pockets and ran down the legs of my trousers. I was scared to fart for years after that if I wasn't sitting on the toilet. :-[

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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #93 on: September 10, 2010, 10:48:26 AM »
ROFL
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #94 on: September 10, 2010, 10:52:52 AM »

I didn't know you were into that kind of stuff. I just bet you love queefing as well you dirty woman. Now I understand why you prefer women... two holes better than one. :zoinks:

Funnilly enough I've always had a bit of a problem with farting. When I was 4 I was sick and I went to fart and ended up shitting myself. It squirted out through my pockets and ran down the legs of my trousers. I was scared to fart for years after that if I wasn't sitting on the toilet. :-[

Unreal.

I just vomited in my mouth a little
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #95 on: September 10, 2010, 10:54:57 AM »


I just vomited in my mouth a little

Sorry, I suppose it was a gruesome image.

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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #96 on: September 10, 2010, 10:55:59 AM »
That's OK I swallowed it  :zombiefuck:
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #97 on: September 10, 2010, 10:57:39 AM »
I loled in my mouth a little.
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #98 on: September 10, 2010, 11:56:02 AM »
Butterflies, are you stalking me? :zoinks:

Yup, I'm a notorious stalker. I've stalked most of the people on this site at one time or another. I actually travelled over to America to watch Couldbecousin go about her daily life once, athough don't say anything to her. She doesn't know.

You've been to sweden too, right?
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #99 on: September 10, 2010, 11:56:51 AM »
I've seen the act like an asswipe, apologize and the resume asswipe activities routine before from Soiled Kinckers when he/it was here. I'll take FA at face value for the time being but I am skeptical.

I won't. He'll have to convince me.
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #100 on: September 10, 2010, 11:58:38 AM »
Try to combine two pairs of scissors. Now stick your tongue between two fingers. Now imagine what can be done to a tit.

Now do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, and BOOM! Thaus what its all about!

Or better yet, he could stick his tongue between two scissors. I like this one more  :2thumbsup:

Great minds think alike.  :zoinks:
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #101 on: September 10, 2010, 12:01:46 PM »


You've been to sweden too, right?

What makes you think I'm not i nSweden watching you right now :evillaugh:

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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #102 on: September 10, 2010, 12:12:00 PM »


You've been to sweden too, right?

What makes you think I'm not i nSweden watching you right now :evillaugh:

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t's not me, it's not me!
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #103 on: September 10, 2010, 12:20:32 PM »
Come try stalking me. I'll just notice, cause i'm an empath. Then i'll approach and keep trying to get in your pants.
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: Guess who got banned from a non-aspie forum?
« Reply #104 on: September 10, 2010, 12:32:37 PM »
I'm not fucking retarded. I want Lesbian sex explained to me in CLEAR English!