A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I am an abomination in the eyes of God, and His opinion counts infinitely more than the opinions of some heathens!I have no spirit because I have devoted my life to sinful pleasures.Go for it Butterflies, you and your cousin seem to be really close (in the romantic sense, like what Judy was talking about)
Quote from: Steve-O on September 06, 2010, 06:01:43 PMI am an abomination in the eyes of God, and His opinion counts infinitely more than the opinions of some heathens!I have no spirit because I have devoted my life to sinful pleasures.Go for it Butterflies, you and your cousin seem to be really close (in the romantic sense, like what Judy was talking about)Finally. Someone around here is being HONEST! That's what I like. Honesty! Not lies or deception. For that, I might give you a P-r-r-r-r-r-ooooomotion!!! ...not!
because you lack the social skills to be friends with them. Most people grow out of that behaviour by the time they're 12.
Quote from: Butterflies on September 06, 2010, 05:06:26 PMQuote from: Judy on September 06, 2010, 04:49:32 PMWhy would you care? You're gay. Homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. I'm not breaking any of the Ten Commandments set, am I? I don't know about th eTen Commandments, but I'm sure Christians are supposed to Love Thy Neighbour.Do you really think homosexuality is an abomination? I'm not talking about what your religion says, but do you personally think homosexuality is wrong?I think homosexuality is wrong when you are just using it as an excuse not to "get with me".
Quote from: Judy on September 06, 2010, 04:49:32 PMWhy would you care? You're gay. Homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. I'm not breaking any of the Ten Commandments set, am I? I don't know about th eTen Commandments, but I'm sure Christians are supposed to Love Thy Neighbour.Do you really think homosexuality is an abomination? I'm not talking about what your religion says, but do you personally think homosexuality is wrong?
Why would you care? You're gay. Homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. I'm not breaking any of the Ten Commandments set, am I?
Argueing about God is lol.
Quote from: Judy on September 06, 2010, 05:56:33 PMQuote from: Butterflies on September 06, 2010, 05:06:26 PMQuote from: Judy on September 06, 2010, 04:49:32 PMWhy would you care? You're gay. Homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. I'm not breaking any of the Ten Commandments set, am I? I don't know about th eTen Commandments, but I'm sure Christians are supposed to Love Thy Neighbour.Do you really think homosexuality is an abomination? I'm not talking about what your religion says, but do you personally think homosexuality is wrong?I think homosexuality is wrong when you are just using it as an excuse not to "get with me". You're not supposed to "get with" ANYONE outside of marriage, as you should know, being a Christian. That would be fornication.
Judy: I really wanted to hate you, but I'm finding it hard. I don't think you really believe any of the crap you write on this site. I think you're just a very immature guy who has a very empty life and tries to fill it by attempting to wind up people on the internet because you lack the social skills to be friends with them. Most people grow out of that behaviour by the time they're 12. I bet in real life you're a total mummys boy and have a truly pathetic existance. If it makes your life feel that little bit less worthless then please feel free to try and wind me up. I'm pretty thick skinned and I really don't mind being teased on the internet, at least it gives me something to reply to.
Quote from: Butterflies on September 06, 2010, 06:41:55 PMJudy: I really wanted to hate you, but I'm finding it hard. I don't think you really believe any of the crap you write on this site. I think you're just a very immature guy who has a very empty life and tries to fill it by attempting to wind up people on the internet because you lack the social skills to be friends with them. Most people grow out of that behaviour by the time they're 12. I bet in real life you're a total mummys boy and have a truly pathetic existance. If it makes your life feel that little bit less worthless then please feel free to try and wind me up. I'm pretty thick skinned and I really don't mind being teased on the internet, at least it gives me something to reply to. So you are trying to sauté me with sweet words? That's not going to work. I shall never concede, especially to a LESBIAN!
So you are trying to sauté me with sweet words? That's not going to work. I shall never concede, especially to a LESBIAN!
Quote from: Judy on September 06, 2010, 07:29:37 PMSo you are trying to sauté me with sweet words? That's not going to work. I shall never concede, especially to a LESBIAN! I take it I was right about your pathetic life then. I'm sure if you looked through my old posts you'd find plenty of stuff to wind me up about. It might even give you a chance to display some more of your dazzling wit.